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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5897 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 6150 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!