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dealing with loneliness

  • Blocky Re-Entry Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Re-Entry Minecraft SMP

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    Bro, listen up, have you ever felt like a lonely potato sitting in the back of the potato bag? Well, this isn’t just any Minecraft SMP, it’s like the ultimate social experiment where we gather the whole squad of rejected NPCs and fashion an accidentally glorious community that makes the Hunger Games look like a pillow fight!

    First off, when you join, you’re assigned a pet chicken that has an attitude problem and a mysterious backstory involving betrayal and a nearly successful heist against a rogue librarian. This chicken’s name is Eggspresso, and if you don’t follow its commands, you might find your virtual house mysteriously filled with dirt — or worse, EGG-ON (yep, that’s a thing here).

    Secondly, every time you log in, you have a 50% chance of being magically transformed into a flying llama with a crown because “why not?” I mean, who doesn’t wanna flap around brainlessly showing off their royal llamaness while trying to avoid being roasted by a pre-teen with an enchanted bow?

    Oh, did I mention the Great Pickaxe War? Yeah, once a week we battle over who gets to build the biggest dirt castle. The winner gets to design the new server rules, which usually involve a lot of trampoline-related nonsense and a mandatory disco party at midnight. We summon “the Disco Creeper,” and if you can dodge it while doing the Macarena, you get free diamonds. It’s brutal but so worth it!

    Plus, there’s ‘The Dimension of Bad Decisions’ where you can go to ask the universe your most ridiculous questions like, “Should I have taken that extra slice of cake last Christmas?” and boom, you are teleported to an alternate universe where cake IS the currency and your entire existence relies on whether you can out-bake a grumpy Enderman who really hates frosting.

    And then there’s the annual “Meme Olympics” where you’re judged not just on your survival skills, but how funny your memes are in real life. Bring your best dad jokes, because if you can’t make people snort-laugh while attempting to climb the world’s smallest mountain made of gravel, then what even are you doing?

    In short, if you’ve ever wanted to be a part of a server where logic takes a vacation and creativity is just a wild rollercoaster ride with no harnesses allowed, then this is totally the place. So toss on your diamond boots, grab that suspicious-looking potion, and dive headfirst into the unabridged chaos that can only exist in this Minecraft realm. LET’S GOOOO!

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  • Mental Maze: Alone Together

    Mental Maze: Alone Together

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    Join the Nightmarish Delight: The Server that Will Unravel Your Sanity!

    Welcome, brave souls, to a realm where the laws of physics are suggestions and logic is a forgotten relic. Our server is not just another blocky experience; it’s a kaleidoscope of chaos wrapped in an enigma wrapped in Potato! Dive down the rabbit hole of pixelated lunacy, where every block is a headache waiting to happen. You’ll find that everything you believed about Minecraft is a lie! Yes, you heard that right—even air is just a suggestion here!

    Features That Defy Understanding!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Cactus Forests To understand them is to understand your deepest fear of commitment.
    Time Travel Villagers Trade emeralds for advice from your future self—beware of paradoxes!
    Rainbow Lava Step into the pit of colors and doubt your existence as you burn!
    Mental Illusion Potions Drink and experience life as a block! Or as a phantom! Or just a potato!
    Reverse Gravity PvP Fight opponents that may or may not be figments of your imagination!

    Frequently Asked Questions… Kind Of

    Q: How do I join this server? A: Joining involves an intricate dance ritual with the local bees. If you CAN’T see the bees, they are definitely plotting your downfall. A simple “yes” to their existential query will hopefully suffice!

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: The version you are playing is NOT real. It’s a glitch in the Matrix! Are you *sure* the blocks aren’t shifting beneath your feet?

    Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are an illusion crafted by those who fear the great chaos! Embrace the turmoil and let your mind frizzle as you lead the nonexistent charge!

    Random Quotes from the Abyss

    “Your mind tricks itself into thinking if you’re alone, then there will be women in the world also suffering or alone.”

    “The truth is that this is not true.”

    “Also, you might think a girl that rejected you will be sorry later. This is also not true.”

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  • CorpsCraft

    CorpsCraft

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    69.175.57.211

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  • Dragons Hammer Network

    Dragons Hammer Network

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    mc.dragonshammer.es

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  • GodzCraft

    GodzCraft

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    GodzCraft [Factions] [Creative] [Parkour]

    Web Store Link! http://www.GodzCraft.com/Shop Play.GodzCraft.com

    –> Visit http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/godzcraft-3235080/

    Play.GodzCraft.com

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  • Nostalgia Craft

    Nostalgia Craft

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    Nostalgia Craft

    Looking for a Unique Hard Core PvP Faction server, with a twist !

    RAIDER !, GRIEFERS and TROLLS are Welcome !

    Come see us at Nostalgia Craft.

    We are a 1.6 Premium 24/7 Paid Host server Hosted In Sydney Australia, we consist of friendly staff and a great Atmosphere.

    The aim of the server game is to become the best in 30 days, you can either work together as a team building with Factions nonscoring or become a lone Woolf and raid houses when the members are not looking, but here is the twist !, once the 30 days has been reached the PvP world is reset and you start again on your epic adventure.

    The PvE world is a Donor only world that has included perks that allows people who have donated to the server to be in a calm and friendly environment building as much as you can with out having to worry about a reset, because the Donor World Is never reset XD.

    203.33.121.17:25570

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  • VindexCraft

    VindexCraft

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    Visit our website to learn more!

    VindexCraft has been up for a long time now so whatever you build is here to stay, VindexCraft was founded in 2012 and has since changed a lot. VindexCraft is a City RolePlay server, you start out in Vindex City and you can get/earn several jobs, buy homes and apartments, buy cars, planes, helicopters, boats and more! With all of our many many CUSTOM plugins and years of experience in the server world, we strive to make this blocky world more and more like real life every day.

    play.VindexCraft.net

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  • UltimateCraft

    UltimateCraft

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    Amazing Faction Pvp server where you have to get your faction ready for war as pvp is very common in the server Vote for awesome prizes everyday 😀 Hope to see you on there – matthew

    184.154.38.70

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  • MineCrafterCity

    MineCrafterCity

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    MineCrafterCity is definitly a server you want to check out! We have: – Faction raiding – A thoughtfull economy system – Free ranks – Creative! – PVP arena’s What are you waiting for, join today! 🙂

    play.minecraftercity.com

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  • Cakecraft

    Cakecraft

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    Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

    108.166.190.37

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  • Minecraft Junkie

    Minecraft Junkie

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    Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

    Ps : im not the owner

    Play.minecraftjunkie.com

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  • FusionCraft

    FusionCraft

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    This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

    fusion.mine.bz

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