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  • Blocky Re-Entry Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Re-Entry Minecraft SMP

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    Bro, listen up, have you ever felt like a lonely potato sitting in the back of the potato bag? Well, this isn’t just any Minecraft SMP, it’s like the ultimate social experiment where we gather the whole squad of rejected NPCs and fashion an accidentally glorious community that makes the Hunger Games look like a pillow fight!

    First off, when you join, you’re assigned a pet chicken that has an attitude problem and a mysterious backstory involving betrayal and a nearly successful heist against a rogue librarian. This chicken’s name is Eggspresso, and if you don’t follow its commands, you might find your virtual house mysteriously filled with dirt — or worse, EGG-ON (yep, that’s a thing here).

    Secondly, every time you log in, you have a 50% chance of being magically transformed into a flying llama with a crown because “why not?” I mean, who doesn’t wanna flap around brainlessly showing off their royal llamaness while trying to avoid being roasted by a pre-teen with an enchanted bow?

    Oh, did I mention the Great Pickaxe War? Yeah, once a week we battle over who gets to build the biggest dirt castle. The winner gets to design the new server rules, which usually involve a lot of trampoline-related nonsense and a mandatory disco party at midnight. We summon “the Disco Creeper,” and if you can dodge it while doing the Macarena, you get free diamonds. It’s brutal but so worth it!

    Plus, there’s ‘The Dimension of Bad Decisions’ where you can go to ask the universe your most ridiculous questions like, “Should I have taken that extra slice of cake last Christmas?” and boom, you are teleported to an alternate universe where cake IS the currency and your entire existence relies on whether you can out-bake a grumpy Enderman who really hates frosting.

    And then there’s the annual “Meme Olympics” where you’re judged not just on your survival skills, but how funny your memes are in real life. Bring your best dad jokes, because if you can’t make people snort-laugh while attempting to climb the world’s smallest mountain made of gravel, then what even are you doing?

    In short, if you’ve ever wanted to be a part of a server where logic takes a vacation and creativity is just a wild rollercoaster ride with no harnesses allowed, then this is totally the place. So toss on your diamond boots, grab that suspicious-looking potion, and dive headfirst into the unabridged chaos that can only exist in this Minecraft realm. LET’S GOOOO!

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  • Mental Maze: Alone Together

    Mental Maze: Alone Together

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    Join the Nightmarish Delight: The Server that Will Unravel Your Sanity!

    Welcome, brave souls, to a realm where the laws of physics are suggestions and logic is a forgotten relic. Our server is not just another blocky experience; it’s a kaleidoscope of chaos wrapped in an enigma wrapped in **Potato**! Dive down the rabbit hole of pixelated lunacy, where every block is a headache waiting to happen. You’ll find that everything you believed about Minecraft is a lie! Yes, you heard that right—even air is just a suggestion here!

    Features That Defy Understanding!

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite Cactus ForestsTo understand them is to understand your deepest fear of commitment.
    Time Travel VillagersTrade emeralds for advice from your future self—beware of paradoxes!
    Rainbow LavaStep into the pit of colors and doubt your existence as you burn!
    Mental Illusion PotionsDrink and experience life as a block! Or as a phantom! Or just a potato!
    Reverse Gravity PvPFight opponents that may or may not be figments of your imagination!

    Frequently Asked Questions… Kind Of

    Q: How do I join this server? A: Joining involves an intricate dance ritual with the local bees. If you CAN’T see the bees, they are definitely plotting your downfall. A simple “yes” to their existential query will hopefully suffice!

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: The version you are playing is NOT real. It’s a glitch in the Matrix! Are you *sure* the blocks aren’t shifting beneath your feet?

    Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are an illusion crafted by those who fear the great chaos! Embrace the turmoil and let your mind frizzle as you lead the nonexistent charge!

    Random Quotes from the Abyss

    “Your mind tricks itself into thinking if you’re alone, then there will be women in the world also suffering or alone.”

    “The truth is that this is not true.”

    “Also, you might think a girl that rejected you will be sorry later. This is also not true.”

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  • MineAquaTM

    MineAquaTM

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    The best Spanish-speaking server, which you will not regret having entered! IP: mc.mineaquatm.net Store: store.mineaquatm.net Forum: mineaqua.enjin.com

    mc.mineaquatm.net

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  • Chide Craft

    Chide Craft

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    WORK IN PROGRESS I NEED STAFF MEMBERS TO HELP EXPAND PLEASE ADD SKYPE FOR DETAILS – aweseome1 (yes it is spelled like that)

    198.154.103.240

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  • Rlcraft merciful

    Rlcraft merciful

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    Merciful Sufferings:– PvE– Landclaim– KeepInventory– Economy

    I hope you found the Server you are looking for!We are funded by Donations only, no P2W in any shape or form.

    185.248.141.3:26465

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  • BeastPVP

    BeastPVP

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    Need STAFF!!! Fun Server to join. Play and I hope you will enjoy. Thanks and have fun!!!!!! Have a great day! BTW do not come in saying you want to be staff because you will be muted!

    142.4.205.43

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  • Relic Gaming Official Minecraft Server

    Relic Gaming Official Minecraft Server

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    Relic Gaming is a community set up by Relic, a gamer, who just wants to have fun and play some games. The server has skyblock and survival and is tons of fun. It has many plugins, a few are crazy enchantments, uskyblock, and crates. If you would like to join the server the IP is 144.217.215.65:25616. The Discord server is https://discord.gg/2PKYpxj . We hope you join and have a fun time on Relic Gaming. Enjoy the server!

    144.217.215.65:25616

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  • Killion prison

    Killion prison

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    Killion Detention Center Revival 🗝️Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.🔒

    Classic Confinement Meets New Challenges 🔒Experience prison life, Killion style! Traverse the meticulously recreated cells and blocks, encounter familiar wardens, and strategize your rise through the ranks. Whether you’re mining in the depths or trading in the courtyard, every day is a quest for freedom and prestige.🛠 Renaissance of the Renowned 🛠In this revival, not only are we keeping the spirit of the original KDC intact, but we’re also integrating advanced plugins, refined security measures (watch out, escapees!), and improved economies to enhance your incarceration experience.👥

    A Community Behind Bars👥

    The heart of KDC has always been its inmates – our vibrant community. Forge alliances, plan cunning escapes, or dominate the prison market. Whether you’re plotting in the shadows or leading the charge, it’s all about camaraderie and rivalry within these walls.🌐

    Serve Your Time with Us 🌐Whether you’re a seasoned KDC inmate with tales of past escapes or a fresh recruit ready to make a mark, the Killion Detention Center Revival is ready to lock you in. Dive into the lore, rise through the ranks, and be part of the new chapter in the legendary prison saga!Join our community discord to contribute to the revival, bring forth your ideas and thoughts! Let’s never get separated again Prisoners!

    https://dsc.gg/killion

    killion.apexmc.co

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  • BitCraft

    BitCraft

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    Spanish Minecraft community. Come in and discover our servers where you can have a great time! Visit us at www.bitcraft.es to see all the news.

    play.bitcraft.es

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  • StormMC

    StormMC

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    Welcome to StormMC! We are a new server aimed at providing the best Skyblock experience for our players. We are currently looking for all roles of staff members! The owner is very active within the community and hosts events every weekend. Come and join us today!

    play.StormMC.net

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  • Foxden realms

    Foxden realms

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    What awaits you on the Foxden Realms server?-Clan system that you can enjoy with your friends.-Fight against monsters and bosses that are strengthened by the blood moon that comes every five nights.-Loot the meteors that randomly fall around you.-Explore the world with random teleportation.-Get important loot in the Pinata event.-Barter with the villagers in the lobby with special parts dropped from mobs.-For more, come to our Foxden Realms server and join us!

    play.foxdenrealms.xyz

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  • Madhouse Miners Direwolf20

    Madhouse Miners Direwolf20

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    Hello and welcome to Madhouse Miners Direwolf20 server!

    Running on dedicated hardware hosted in Germany, ran by 2 crazy British Northerners!

    We keep this server updated with the latest pack version, latest in SpongeForge technology and plugins! With a friendly community and staff ready to help, what more could you ask for!? We trust our players, however grief prevention measures have been taken to keep griefing to a minimum. We do have some banned items, but do try to keep these to a minimum too so you can get a full feel for the modpack.

    To apply for this server, and all our others on our network simply go to: www.madhouseminers.com

    Join us in our Discord: https://discord.gg/4uUnzpx

    And fill out a application!

    See you in-game!

    Crouch&Aurora

    dw20.madhouseminers.com:25555

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