dealing with disappointment Minecraft Servers

dealing with disappointment

  • Block Bux: Parental Dilemma

    Block Bux: Parental Dilemma

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Great Financial Abyss of Minecraft: Forking Family Fortunes!

    Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Enter a realm where parental expectations are a currency more valuable than diamonds and the fabric of familial love has more holes than an old cheese grater!


    The Illustrious Introduction

    Have you ever felt the weight of the world crush you, much like a Creeper sneaking up behind you? In this server, you won’t just mine ores; you’ll mine emotions, fears, and deep-seated guilt! Join us as we navigate the treacherous terrain of family business ventures that seem to sprout like mushrooms after a rainstorm. Why did your parents need $10,000 overnight? Who knows! Maybe they’re starting a secret society of amateur entrepreneurs! Or perhaps they’ve concocted a plot to build the world’s first Trampoline McDonald’s!


    Server Features / Mechanics: Absurdities Await!

    Feature Description
    Business Ideas of the Abyss Engage in random and nonsensical business ventures like "Biscuit Mining" or "Freestyle Farming"!
    Parental Disappointment Scale Experience the profound joy of being disowned! Level up your disappointment points for rewards!
    Guilt Geodes Collect sparkling clusters of guilt in every corner of our bizarre landscapes—trade them for memories!
    Insurance Roulette Spin the wheel! Will you keep your coverage or be left to fend for yourself against the perilous mobs?
    Negotiation Mini-Games Participate in dramatic confrontations with NPCs that resemble your disapproving parents!

    Legends of the Server: Where No One Knows, But Everyone Assumes!

      • The Legend of the Disowned Child: Once upon a time, a player refused to give up their precious emeralds. Now, they roam the lands as a spectral warning to others (and never get invited to family gatherings).
      • The Fabled Business of Clarity: A tale of a player who sought knowledge only to find out their family business involved inflatable furniture sales. Beware investing in inflatable unicorns—it’s a slippery slope!

    Conspiracies and Controversies

      • Banned in 12 Countries?: This server has been flagged in various dimensions for "prolonged exposure to familial anxiety," but we’re still here, flying rebelliously high on our virtual pig steeds!
      • The Eldritch Council: Rumor has it, the advice-giving NPCs are actually infiltrated by interdimensional beings from Xzorthon III, ensuring you NEVER make the right choice!

    Testimonials from the Damned:

    "I joined this server thinking I’d be free from my parents’ oppression. Turns out, the real oppression was the chill of the void!" – DismayedSteve37

    "I invested in the Trampoline McDonald’s idea! Now I have nothing but a bounce in my step and a heavy heart!" – WanderingMisfortune


    F.A.Q. (Foolhardy Anxieties Quelled):

    Q: Why should I invest in a business my parents started? A: Who needs parental approval when you can build a majestic castle of sand instead?

    Q: How do I escape the parental guilt? A: Simple! Craft a portal to the Nether and pretend they don’t exist! Voilà!

    Q: Will I ever come back home? A: Home? Is it even a place, or just a state of mind dripping in regret? Who can say!


    Join Us. Do Not Resist.

    Are you ready to step into an infinity of unforeseen circumstances where reality and gameplay blend into a mesmerizing concoction of chaos? Will you lend your blocky hand to your parents in their un-specified entrepreneurial endeavors? Or will you break familial ties altogether in a world where betrayal is just another form of creativity?

    Dive in, brave adventurer! Forgotten grudges await, and the loot is as unpredictable as a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Join before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft Server: Ex-Scapades & Blocks

    Minecraft Server: Ex-Scapades & Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the One and Only Minecraft Madness!!! 🌈💥

    Are you ready to dive into a realm where time folds like origami and pigs fly with umbrellas?

    Server Features: Unbelievable and Definitely NOT for the Faint of Heart!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Trees Watch them talk smack to you while you try to chop them down. Beware of the sap that makes you sing!
    Cursed Biomes Step into a swamp where your feet will turn to spaghetti and you’ll only be able to say “Banana!”
    Fridge Monsters They’re cold, they’re hungry, and they’re FURIOUS that you never came by for a midnight snack!
    Creepers of Friendship These bad boys explode into a shower of confetti and broken dreams when you want someone to talk to.
    Random Anvil Drops Just like your resolve to make good choices in life, they’re relentless and can crush your hopes at any moment!

    Player Reviews: Pure Gold or Just Fool’s Gold? You Decide!

    “I once built a castle only for it to fly away. The dragons were not invited.” – Eggplant410

    “The llamas are plotting! I swear, I saw them knitting something ominous.” – PotatoKnight✨

    “Best way to make friends is to watch them burn in lava. Trust me.” – GhostlyMuffin

    “Sometimes, I wonder if I’m in the game, or the game is in me.” – RandomTornado

    The Final Countdown: A Warning You Probably Won’t Heed

    If you venture deeper into this pixelated paradise, remember: The cake is a lie, and so are your dreams. The End is nigh, and only the brave (or utterly mad) will survive.

    Join Us… or Don’t. The choice is but a mirage in the desert of confusion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

    EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles, like trying to decipher your sister’s cryptic social media posts after a night of heavy drinking? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and less judgment. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected family drama (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft – anything can happen!). So grab a pickaxe, pour yourself another drink, and let’s dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to build that castle you’ve been dreaming of. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Vanilla Varendonk – Old World, New Problems

    Vanilla Varendonk – Old World, New Problems

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Vanilla survival
    Location Europe (Netherlands)
    Preferred Language Dutch, but English is also spoken

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join our discord server to get the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE
    Do I have to speak Dutch to play on the server? No, English is also spoken on the server.
    Is the server modded or vanilla? The server is vanilla, with no mods installed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Uzaki’s Blocky Demise

    Uzaki’s Blocky Demise

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being constantly harassed by Uzaki in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the ultimate solution to defeating Uzaki once and for all! Join us and embark on a quest filled with epic battles, crazy challenges, and maybe even a little bit of magic (wink, wink). Rumor has it that the only way to defeat Uzaki is by building a giant tower made entirely of diamond blocks and launching yourself off it with a pig riding shotgun. Sounds insane? That’s because it is! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Uzaki who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Femanon’s Fortress of Fun

    Femanon’s Fortress of Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited cake and ice cream.

    So what are you waiting for, femanon? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PatheticCraft

    PatheticCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Are you looking for a server that will cater to your inner submissive side? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and embrace your inner submissiveness in a whole new way. Build your own dungeon and let other players come and dominate you in the most hilarious ways possible. From being forced to mine diamonds for your master to being chased around by a pack of wolves, the possibilities are endless!

    But don’t worry, being sexually submissive in Minecraft doesn’t make you pathetic, it just makes you a unique player on our server. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Blue Balls: The Minecraft Server for Edging Enthusiasts!

    Blocky Blue Balls: The Minecraft Server for Edging Enthusiasts!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is all about edging and orgasm denial play! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of mischievous players come along and start teasing you, making you wait for that sweet release of finding more diamonds. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a kinky twist! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride and some serious blue balls… I mean, blue blocks.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The fairy forest

    The fairy forest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Norway’s ultimate Minecraft adventure! Eventyrriket is a Norwegian Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience. Explore our survival game with a claim system to protect your territories, 100% in-house developed server for a tailored experience, and a dynamic live map so you can explore and plan your adventures.

    eventyrskogen.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • JustSurv | Vanilla+ Minecraft server

    JustSurv |  Vanilla+ Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello) Oh, how tired I am of the same type of servers with mini-games that only youngsters play. Do you remember how you and your friends tried to set up hamachi in the evenings? How were you disappointed every time when nothing useful worked out? Yes, there were times… On this server you will get survival, where everyone is democratically equal. There are no regions, everything rests on trust. And another plus is the economy, the appearance of which one cannot help but admire.

    How to play on the server:

    1. Install Forge of the required version (see PS)

    2. Install all the necessary mods (see Archive)

    3. Write your nickname in the game directly to the chat of our Discord server (so that I can add you to the Whitelist)

    4. Enter the command: /register [придумай пароль] [тот же пароль]

    Voila! And you’re on the server)

    PS The server is running Forge version 36.2.35 [1.16.5]. The server does not have a single drop of donation. Sorry that it turned out so complicated, it’s just a server with mods without which survival doesn’t make any sense for us (beautiful generation, realistic animals, complicated mobs, complicated raids, etc.). Good luck)

    Support me: https://www.donationalerts.com/r/iii_usion

    Archive with all mods: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10XUUU48AKepdiJWkPVwxpN1Hnr32J0Ip?usp=sharing

    JSurv.exaroton.me

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Gearfinder Society (Full PvE | Plots / Survival | 1.20.4) WHITELISTED

    The Gearfinder Society (Full PvE | Plots / Survival | 1.20.4) WHITELISTED

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    The Gearfinder Society (Full PvE | Plots / Survival | 1.20.4) WHITELISTED Minecraft ServerHello there and welcome to the official Gearfinder PlanetMinecraft server post.We are a small community of friends who are looking for new members to join our group and play with us. Currently we have 2 main servers, being them a Skyblock Farming server with a more relaxed take on the gamemode (WIP at the moment) and our flagship Survival Economy Plots which is based on Steampunk and industrial automation.

    You can freely exchange between both gamemodes by simply talking to our npc at spawn.

    If you’re interested in joining our server, please beware, you MUST fulfill an application form before being able to join our community. This keeps unwanted players at bay and our community healthy and safe from trolls and other kinds of harmful players.

    The main goal of our servers is to provide our members a relaxed, cozy and fun place to play and interact with our fellow companions. We believe that a good server is a place where you can feel safe and comfy.

    Our main features:– Custom mobs, items, blocks and furnitures (all based on the power of resource packs).– Custom crafting with QoL improvements (a few changes on recipes).– (WIP) Skyblock server focused on farming.– Survival Plots server focused on industrial/steampunk automation.– New machines to improve resource production and gathering.– Craftbook + ICs enabled.– Survival world for gathering resources.

    The application form:

    – Name:– Age:– IGN:– About yourself:– What can you bring to the community:– Why should we accept you:– Favorite building style:– How should we call you: (Pronouns)

    mc.the-gearfinder.org

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BritCraft

    BritCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the manliest Minecraft server on the block! This server is so manly, even the pixels have beards. No girls allowed because we’re too busy flexing our virtual muscles and chopping down virtual trees with our bare hands.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie cheerleaders (yes, you read that right) and riding into battle on giant chickens. Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is scared to enter.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive manly mini-games like “Lava Parkour” where you have to jump from burning block to burning block to reach the finish line. And don’t forget about our secret underground club where we host epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers.

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner manliness and conquer the pixelated world, join us on this server. Just remember, no girls allowed…unless they can grow a beard.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Sandstone Shenanigans: A Saudi Surprise in Minecraft

    Sandstone Shenanigans: A Saudi Surprise in Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for epic events like the Saudi event where we all ride camels through the desert and battle creepers with scimitars. But that’s just the beginning! On the other side of the server, there’s a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
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