dealing with disappointment Minecraft Servers

dealing with disappointment

  • Block Bux: Parental Dilemma

    Block Bux: Parental Dilemma

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Great Financial Abyss of Minecraft: Forking Family Fortunes!

    Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Enter a realm where parental expectations are a currency more valuable than diamonds and the fabric of familial love has more holes than an old cheese grater!


    The Illustrious Introduction

    Have you ever felt the weight of the world crush you, much like a Creeper sneaking up behind you? In this server, you won’t just mine ores; you’ll mine emotions, fears, and deep-seated guilt! Join us as we navigate the treacherous terrain of family business ventures that seem to sprout like mushrooms after a rainstorm. Why did your parents need $10,000 overnight? Who knows! Maybe they’re starting a secret society of amateur entrepreneurs! Or perhaps they’ve concocted a plot to build the world’s first Trampoline McDonald’s!


    Server Features / Mechanics: Absurdities Await!

    Feature Description
    Business Ideas of the Abyss Engage in random and nonsensical business ventures like "Biscuit Mining" or "Freestyle Farming"!
    Parental Disappointment Scale Experience the profound joy of being disowned! Level up your disappointment points for rewards!
    Guilt Geodes Collect sparkling clusters of guilt in every corner of our bizarre landscapes—trade them for memories!
    Insurance Roulette Spin the wheel! Will you keep your coverage or be left to fend for yourself against the perilous mobs?
    Negotiation Mini-Games Participate in dramatic confrontations with NPCs that resemble your disapproving parents!

    Legends of the Server: Where No One Knows, But Everyone Assumes!

      • The Legend of the Disowned Child: Once upon a time, a player refused to give up their precious emeralds. Now, they roam the lands as a spectral warning to others (and never get invited to family gatherings).
      • The Fabled Business of Clarity: A tale of a player who sought knowledge only to find out their family business involved inflatable furniture sales. Beware investing in inflatable unicorns—it’s a slippery slope!

    Conspiracies and Controversies

      • Banned in 12 Countries?: This server has been flagged in various dimensions for "prolonged exposure to familial anxiety," but we’re still here, flying rebelliously high on our virtual pig steeds!
      • The Eldritch Council: Rumor has it, the advice-giving NPCs are actually infiltrated by interdimensional beings from Xzorthon III, ensuring you NEVER make the right choice!

    Testimonials from the Damned:

    "I joined this server thinking I’d be free from my parents’ oppression. Turns out, the real oppression was the chill of the void!" – DismayedSteve37

    "I invested in the Trampoline McDonald’s idea! Now I have nothing but a bounce in my step and a heavy heart!" – WanderingMisfortune


    F.A.Q. (Foolhardy Anxieties Quelled):

    Q: Why should I invest in a business my parents started? A: Who needs parental approval when you can build a majestic castle of sand instead?

    Q: How do I escape the parental guilt? A: Simple! Craft a portal to the Nether and pretend they don’t exist! Voilà!

    Q: Will I ever come back home? A: Home? Is it even a place, or just a state of mind dripping in regret? Who can say!


    Join Us. Do Not Resist.

    Are you ready to step into an infinity of unforeseen circumstances where reality and gameplay blend into a mesmerizing concoction of chaos? Will you lend your blocky hand to your parents in their un-specified entrepreneurial endeavors? Or will you break familial ties altogether in a world where betrayal is just another form of creativity?

    Dive in, brave adventurer! Forgotten grudges await, and the loot is as unpredictable as a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Join before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft Server: Ex-Scapades & Blocks

    Minecraft Server: Ex-Scapades & Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the One and Only Minecraft Madness!!! 🌈💥

    Are you ready to dive into a realm where time folds like origami and pigs fly with umbrellas?

    Server Features: Unbelievable and Definitely NOT for the Faint of Heart!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Trees Watch them talk smack to you while you try to chop them down. Beware of the sap that makes you sing!
    Cursed Biomes Step into a swamp where your feet will turn to spaghetti and you’ll only be able to say “Banana!”
    Fridge Monsters They’re cold, they’re hungry, and they’re FURIOUS that you never came by for a midnight snack!
    Creepers of Friendship These bad boys explode into a shower of confetti and broken dreams when you want someone to talk to.
    Random Anvil Drops Just like your resolve to make good choices in life, they’re relentless and can crush your hopes at any moment!

    Player Reviews: Pure Gold or Just Fool’s Gold? You Decide!

    “I once built a castle only for it to fly away. The dragons were not invited.” – Eggplant410

    “The llamas are plotting! I swear, I saw them knitting something ominous.” – PotatoKnight✨

    “Best way to make friends is to watch them burn in lava. Trust me.” – GhostlyMuffin

    “Sometimes, I wonder if I’m in the game, or the game is in me.” – RandomTornado

    The Final Countdown: A Warning You Probably Won’t Heed

    If you venture deeper into this pixelated paradise, remember: The cake is a lie, and so are your dreams. The End is nigh, and only the brave (or utterly mad) will survive.

    Join Us… or Don’t. The choice is but a mirage in the desert of confusion!

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  • EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

    EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles, like trying to decipher your sister’s cryptic social media posts after a night of heavy drinking? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and less judgment. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected family drama (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft – anything can happen!). So grab a pickaxe, pour yourself another drink, and let’s dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to build that castle you’ve been dreaming of. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Deadmc

    Deadmc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Discord: deadmc.com/discordVisit our website: www.DeadMC.comPlay today! Connect @ topg.DeadMC.com

    Welcome to DeadMC, a post-apocalyptic world riddled with the walking dead. Scavenge the open world and join forces with other survivors—or start your own town to claim land, build, defend, recruit, manage, and grow into an empire.

    DeadMC is an entirely unique experience which brings Minecraft survival to the next level. Hordes of zombies that can climb, shoot, explode (and more!) makes surviving extra challenging. The Blood Moon every 7th Minecraft night gives an even greater challenge to those who are up to it.

    Search and access hundreds of player-owned shops and a server market with the /find menu.Complete /tasks and increase your streak for even greater rewards.Level up your survival skills with mcMMO.

    We are a family-friendly community, so please be respectful and follow our /rules.

    DeadMC has been around since 2016 with the same world, and we make frequent updates to improve the game. We guarantee no map resets and backup everything twice daily; to ensure your game progress is always saved.

    Play today! Connect @ topg.DeadMC.com

    Now live on 1.20.4!

    topg.DeadMC.com

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  • JuicyMc

    JuicyMc

    New Minecraft Servers

    This Server Is A custom Enchants Mcmmo Normal Faction Server Come Join Now its a very fun server with alot of great staff to help you with anything!!!

    142.4.205.43:25575

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BERTJE

    BERTJE

    New Minecraft Servers

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    play.randomcraft.nl

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  • Shadow kingdom network

    Shadow kingdom network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Shadow Kingdom is a network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Our servers are high-quality and staffed by some of the most friendly competent staff members around. Join today

    mc.shadowkingdom.org

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Endergames

    The Endergames

    New Minecraft Servers

    1.8/1.9/1.10/1.11 COMPATIBLE | SERVER RESTART! Currently we have 3 Minigames: FACTIONS, Survival Games and Plots. We are always doing work to the server and would love for you to join! Also looking for staff and players

    endergames.mcserver.ws

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HAVENNL

    HAVENNL

    New Minecraft Servers

    FUN SERVER FOR SKYBLOCK AND SKYGRID AND MORE IS COMING. This new server is still in development. Help us improve and make this server to what u and other people want

    5.255.85.204:25891

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  • Survivalmp – 1.20.4

    Survivalmp – 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to SurvivalMP!

    Survival raiding and griefing with no claims!One world with handy plugins like /home /spawn /warp and (mob)headdrops.

    We are an anti p2w server with no cheating and minimum staff or chat interference.With a mature and dedicated community for over a year! No whitelist.Ranks only gives more homes and are forever.Server updates to every snapshot that’s stable (not experimental).Minimal map resets. Only when its necessary.World size gets increased with each snapshot adding new terrain.

    Rules:1. No modded/hacked clients of any kind.2. No dupes or exploits.3. No spamming, advertisingor disruptive and harassing behavior in chat.4. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    survivalmp.ga

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