Dealer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HighCraft

addiction, Coke, criminal activity, Dealer, drug deal, drug trade, Drugs, free, Generosity, Gram, Grateful, HighCraft, illegal, illegal drugs, Narcotics, risky behavior, substance abuse, Surprise, transaction, unexpected, Weed

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	668584	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where trading is taken to a whole new level! Our players are so generous, they’ll trade you 6 diamonds for just 1 iron ingot! Plus, our virtual economy is so wild, you might just score a free enchanted sword for giving someone a stack of dirt. It’s a crazy world out there, so come join the fun and see what kind of insane deals you can make!

Endless MC: Where Vanilla is so Semi, it’s practically French Vanilla SMP

1.21, 100-200, bedrock, Community, Discord, Endless, English, French, Gametype, Gaming, Language, Length of game, Max Number of players, no wipe, Players, practically, Realm, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Java or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Max Number of Players	100 – 200
Length of Game	No wipe
Gametype	Survival
Language	English

If you’re interested, come check it out on discord.gg/pEmhCPmt9j

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	To join the server, you must first be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and request to be whitelisted by an admin.
How often does the server reset?	This server is a “no wipe” server, meaning it will not reset. Your progress is safe.
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is not allowed on this server. Respect other players and their creations.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play?	You will need Minecraft Java Edition version 1.21 to join the server.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Mods that provide an unfair advantage or disrupt the gameplay experience for others are not allowed. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

Deadpool’s Autism Minecraft Server

Audience, autism, autistic, Behavior, Character, Cinema, comic book, Deadpool, Deadpools, Excited, Fan, Fandom, film, girl, Interaction, lore dumping, Marvel, Minecraft, Movie, Multiverse, Server, Social Skills, SuperHero, Versions

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	6275
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring movie experiences with no autistic girls yelling out random facts? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate multiverse adventure! Our players are so dedicated to the lore that they’ll make you feel like you’re in the movie theater with that enthusiastic girl, except this time, you can actually join in on the fun! Who needs deadpool versions when you can create your own wacky characters and storylines in our server? Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

BauCraft SMP – Baubau’s Wacky Adventures

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Villages Defended:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic, and downright hilarious place to be!

Join us for our Anniversary Edition where we celebrate by building giant cake structures, hosting explosive firework shows, and battling it out in epic PvP tournaments!

But that’s not all! Our streamers are so entertaining, you’ll be laughing your blocks off! From karaoke nights to Twitter spaces shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get me started on the merch! Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyInLaws Minecraft Server

Apology, bitter, cancelled trip, CraftyInLaws, Crisis, demanding job, Exhausting, family, father in-law, Friends, health emergency, Hospital, improved outlook, long road, MASSAGE, Minecraft, Relaxing, Server, uncle, Visit, WIBTAH, Wife

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	2
New Chunks Explored:	874828	Dimension Hops:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and exploring – without any snide remarks or passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially after dealing with demanding full-time jobs and exhausting travel. Plus, our virtual massages are top-notch!

So why spend your weekend driving back and forth to the hospital when you can join us for some epic Minecraft fun? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of blocky bliss. See you in the game!

StepSis Shenanigans: AITA Edition

aita, blended families, bullying, cancer diagnosis, Communication Issues, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, father-daughter relationships, friendship, Grief, high school trip, Loss, parental support, public humiliation, Shenanigans, sibling rivalry, standing up for oneself, stepmother, stepsis, stepsisters

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Animals Bred:	152
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of dealing with evil stepsisters straight out of a fairy tale? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a magical place where you can build your dream world without any mean stepsisters stealing your food or mocking you. Plus, our family therapy sessions are optional and consist of fun mini-games instead of boring conversations.

Embark on high school trips with your virtual friends and never worry about getting bullied or left out again. And if your virtual dad and stepmom need to embarrass someone, they can do it to the virtual stepsisters instead of you. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no AITA moments here, just pure fun and adventure!

FreakyCraft SMP

adventurous, BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, Freaky, freaky experiences, FreakyCraft, Kinky, Naughty, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, Shocking.., smp, strange, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Animals Bred:	98	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the freakiest thing you’ve ever done is just the beginning.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of creepers come charging at you, wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the mobs have style!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the freakiest adventure of your life!

MineCraftLifeUpgrade

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Potions Brewed:	124	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a 100-day challenge to completely change your life for the better.

Imagine this: you start off as a lowly block miner, but through hard work and determination, you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Build towering castles, tame wild dragons, and even ride a flying pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, the clock is ticking. Will you be able to transform your virtual life in just 100 days? Only the bravest and most dedicated players will succeed. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to a better life!

GenderFail Minecraft Server

athletes, boxers, boxing, Clearing, Competition, controversy, equality, Events, games, gender, Gender tests, GenderFail, inclusion, International, Minecraft, olympics, qualifications, regulations, rules, rulings, Server, sports, Testing, world championships

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mines Excavated:	3780	Void Armor Forged:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

come join our wacky minecraft server where we have boxing matches between players who failed gender tests at the world championships! watch as they duke it out in the ring, throwing punches and potions at each other. who will come out on top in this epic battle of the sexes? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can bet on the matches and win rare items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

FreddyCraft: The Superlano Saga

activism, arrest, Crisis, current events, Democracy, detained, detention, Freddy Superlano, FreddyCraft, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Latin America, News, opposition leader, Party, Political, Saga, south america, Superlano, Venezuela

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8749	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

so, like, u know how u gotta mine and craft and stuff in minecraft, right? well, imagine a server where u can mine and craft and also, like, save Venezuela opposition leader Freddy Superlano from being detained! join our server and help free Freddy by building a giant statue of him out of diamonds and emeralds! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! come on, u know u wanna be a hero in minecraft and save Freddy Superlano!

JavaJoltCraft

adverse effects, brain health, capacity, chronic stress, coffee polyphenols, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, diet, early-life stress, hippocampus, inflammation, JavaJoltCraft, Mice, mitigate, neurogenesis, neuroinflammation, neurons, new neurons, stress effects, study, supplementing

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2086	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to neuroinflammation and cognitive deficits, bro! our server is infused with coffee polyphenols that will boost your brain power and make you a minecraft master in no time!

imagine mining for diamonds while your hippocampus creates new neurons like a boss. you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with the speed and agility of a caffeinated ninja.

so come on, join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! who needs therapy when you have coffee polyphenols and a pickaxe, amirite?