DealbreakerCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DealbreakerCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server where we settle disputes with epic movie bribes and cleaning agreements!

Picture this: You and your partner are arguing about taking your scaredy-cat kiddo to a PG13 movie. They offer you a fully cleaned house as a bribe, “like mother’s day”, if you agree. You reluctantly accept, but with the condition that if kiddo gets scared and wants to leave, you can bail. Fast forward to the movie, kiddo is terrified and wants out. You peace out, sticking to the agreement like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Your partner tries to pull a fast one and make you clean the house anyway. You stand your ground and refuse, citing the sacred agreement. Partner gets salty and claims you didn’t even see the movie, but you know the truth. So, you turn to Reddit to settle the score.

Join our server for wild stories, crazy agreements, and epic Reddit showdowns. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, HANDCRAFTED, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese woodworking, Kumiko art, Kumiko board, Kumiko craftsmanship, Kumiko design, Kumiko patterns, Kumiko technique, Kumiko woodworking, Kumikos, Minecraft, Server, traditional woodworking, woodworking, woodworking art, woodworking community, woodworking craftsmanship, woodworking hobby, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking tools

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ores Mined:	799
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	7225

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Animals Bred:	191	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchantments Applied:	90
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	13

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Void Gems Collected:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	215
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung