LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BLOCKIN CHINESE RARE EARTHS LIKE CANADA BLOCKIN DAT DEAL, TRUDEAU STYLE! WE BE CRACKIN DOWN ON DEM BLOCKS, AINT NO RARE EARTHS GETTIN THROUGH HERE! COME JOIN DA FUN, BUILD A FORTRESS MADE OF RARE EARTHS AND WATCH US CRACK IT DOWN LIKE TRUDEAU! #BLOCKPARTY #RAREEARTHSARELAME #TRUDEAUWHO?
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MapleCraft: No Rare Earths Allowed!
Allowed, BNN Bloomberg, Canada, Chinese, crackdown, Deal, Earths, economic policy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, MapleCraft, Mining, national security, political tensions, rare, rare earths, Resources, restrictions, strategic assets, supply chain, Trade, trudeau
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SelfCheckOutCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a good deal!
Automation, business expenses, cashiers, convenience, cost cutting, CREEPERS, curbside orders, customer service, Deal, digital transformation, efficiency, financial impact, Good, innovation, labor costs, money saving, operational efficiency, Resist, Retail, retail industry, self checkout, SelfCheckOutCraft, stores, Technology, workforce managementyo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where the creepers be creepin and the zombies be zombin! we got diamonds for days and pigs that fly, literally!why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became invincible. they went on to defeat the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a potato. true story, bro.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a hot tub? yeah, you heard me right. come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser. because who doesn’t love tacos while mining for diamonds, amirite?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, you won’t regret it. creeper high fives for everyone!
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G7Craft: US-Ukraine Security Deal
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so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because we got this INSANE 10-year security agreement with US and Ukraine at the G7 summit! like, you know you’re gonna be safe from creepers and zombies and stuff, cuz we got that top-notch security, yo. plus, the villagers are throwing a party to celebrate and you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. join now and be part of the most secure and lit server in all of Minecraft history!
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Creeper Summit: US-Ukraine Security Deal
biden, Biden and Zelenskyy meeting, bilateral agreement, creeper, Deal, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, G7, global security, international relations, political leaders, SECURITY, security agreement, security pact, strategic partnership, summit, transatlantic alliance, Ukraine, united states, US, USUkraine, zelenskyy
come join our epic minecraft server where biden and zelenskyy will sign a security agreement between US and Ukraine IN GAME!!! yes, you heard that right, you can witness this historic moment while building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks or riding a pig off a cliff.our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena in the spawn area. we have custom plugins that turn all the zombies into dancing unicorns and the skeletons into friendly pandas.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience of your life! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and rainbows.
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MisogynyCraft Server
actions, aita, Background, Calculator, CHANGE, Deal, Enabling, Eye Candy, friend group, Girlfriend, Girls, hairdressing, hobo, misogynistic nickname, MisogynyCraft, Nickname, offensive nicknames, pretty boy, Server, teens
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of nicknames and questionable origins! Join us and become part of our wacky community where everyone has a story behind their name.Are you ready to meet “the hobo” who once lived with us after losing his job, or “calculator” who got a perfect score on a math test at age 11? And of course, don’t forget about “pretty boy” who earned his nickname by wearing a wig for a hairdressing lesson with his girlfriend.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the outrageous tales behind each nickname, from mildly offensive to downright hilarious. Who knew a simple nickname could lead to such wild adventures?
Join our server now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even earn a nickname of your own with a story that will leave everyone laughing for days!
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BlockyBattles Minecraft Server
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Yo, bros and broettes! Let me tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server where crazy stuff goes down 24/7! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Israel and Hamas tried to join in on the fun. They were all like, “Yo, can we trade some diamonds for some hostages and a ceasefire?” And we were all like, “Nah, bro, we’re too busy building giant statues of Steve riding a dragon.”
So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
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HamasHostageDealCraft
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OMG so like, this server is so lit that even the US is considering making a deal with Hamas to release hostages without even telling Israel! Can you imagine the drama?! Join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, even international diplomacy gone wild! Build, mine, and survive with us on this epic server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some political scandals)! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us now! 🤪🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #HostageHavoc #NoDramaJustCrafting
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NukeCraft: Iran-Niger Deal
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lol imagine if that was a Minecraft server plot twist! join our server for the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so much uranium you’ll be glowing in the dark for weeks! build your own nuke and blow up your enemies in style! who needs diamonds when you have radioactive material to play with? come join us and start your own illicit nuke weapon program today! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.
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RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies
Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western AlliesyOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!
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Konohaven: Where you can build your dream house, but also have to deal with creepers – literally!
+18, 1.20.2, BUILD, build projects, Challenges, CREEPERS, Deal, Discord, dream, Enderman Griefing Disabled, Events, Fire-Tick Disabled, hard difficulty, Hermitcraft-like, House, java, Konohaven, LITERALLY, Live Map, Mature Community, multiplayer, Neighborhood, Other, season 3, Semi Vanilla, smp, US, WhitelistKonohaven Season 3 Overview
Server Version 1.20.2 Fabric Server Location Eastern US Difficulty Hard Gameplay Features Single-Player Sleep, Live Map, Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled Server Type Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods Additional Details
Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes and pricing, friendly competitive environment
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards
Community Neighborhoods: Option to build at spawn, focus on playing together this season
If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.
How to Whitelist
- Join our Discord here.
- Read our rules and requirements here.
- Click apply in the #apply-here channel on Discord to start the whitelist application process.
FAQ
Question Answer When did Season 3 start? June 10 Is it too late to join Season 3? No, everyone can join at their own pace Are there any age requirements? Generally 18+, but exceptions exist
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SmallCraft: Where Everything’s No Big Deal!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take border security to a whole new level! 🚧🚨Join us if you want to experience the thrill of defending against zombie invasions, creepers trying to sneak in, and even the occasional Ender Dragon trying to cross the border! 😱🐉
But don’t worry, we’ve got THE BEST security measures in place, including lava moats, TNT traps, and a team of highly trained llamas ready to spit on any intruders. 🦙💥
So if you’re looking for a server that takes border security VERY SERIOUSLY (but also knows how to have a good time), then come join us for some epic adventures and INSANE battles! 🎮🔥
Remember, on this server, it’s NO. BIG. DEAL. We’ve got it all under control. 😉🌟
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CraftyCreepers: Where SAARS teach kids to deal with rapists in Minecraft!
Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, children, Community, CraftyCreepers, Deal, education, empowerment, Kids, Minecraft, parenting, Prevention, prevention awareness., Protection, rapists, saars, Safety, self defense, Support, teachWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach our players how to deal with creepers and grievers like a boss from a young age! Just like SAARS teaches their kids how to handle rapists, we teach our players how to handle any troublemakers in the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected friendships along the way. Who knows, you might even become a master at fending off those pesky Endermen with just a flick of your wrist! So come on, join us and show those Minecraft baddies who’s boss!
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LazyCraft: Where we’re too lazy to create a server name, so deal with it!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were busting out dance moves. And guess what? They joined in and became the best dancer in the whole blocky universe!
But that’s not all! We also have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!
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Blocky Burger Delivery
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Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!
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Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
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DiddyCraft
Hey Guys! As you may know, the staff and I have been working really hard on the servers. Sadly we had to let a few of our staff members go recently, So we now have 5 helper positions open! Now to the main part of this: Soon we will be releasing the server to the public, after that is done we will have a quite larger playerbase.
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CyberCraft
Survival, PvE, PvP (With permission) And economy! Ok then this needs to be 100 characters. What the hell…..
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madcat
Survival mode, factions, mcmmo, in-game-money, pvp. Claimed land is protected. Kits, crates, silk touch spawners
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Warzone PvP
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Rocky Road Realms
Rocky Road Realms is an Australian based minecraft community. We run a single mod-free spigot/bukkit survival server, with a variety of plugins to suit an enhanced roleplay gaming experience. The main plugin our server uses is coded and designed purely for Rocky Road Realms. It includes features such as races, abilities, warps, kits, titles, rewards, economy, custom HELP system and other miscellaneous commands. Our players enjoy the protection of Grief Prevention plugin, with the ability to gain more claim blocks through playtime and voting.
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imposercraft
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UltraCraft
UltraCraft offers the following: Bungeecord Network McMMO Discord Skyblock Survival Economy Marriage on Survival. Towns in our Wildnerness World Jobs Crates Seasonal Crates In-game Ranks that can be purchased with in-game money. Backpacks. Mining/end/nether world resets every 2 months
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Osaris
Server mainly based on Creative and PvP/Fac, it will offer you an unlimited Creative world with flat, relief, and 50×50 plot Creative. But also a PvP/Faction, a Rollplay, and a MiniGame! A MiniGame which is composed of Skywars, TheTower, 1v1, BlockHunt….
Here, the community is very welcoming and the atmosphere is conducive to fun!
So, what are you waiting for?! You are already welcome!
Staff d’osaris.
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SkySpace
Economy SkyBlock Server Create your own island and play with others. We allow you to join up to 4 islands! Win Big with SkySpace Lottery!!! Check out our maps!!! We have multiple maps to choose from including micro skyblock and duo skyblock.
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TownyKingdoms
TownyKingdoms is a fun towny server, with kind and helpful staff members, a fun community, and great players and many fun events and activities!