Deal MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyHostage Minecraft Server

BlockyHostage, Palestinian territories, gaza, Political, international relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a hostage negotiation in gaza! our players are like hamas, refusing to release some hostages (but don’t worry, they’re just virtual ones).

we have more twists and turns than a soap opera, with plotlines crazier than a conspiracy theory. join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of redemption (but probably not).

so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. just remember, anything can happen on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

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Santa’s Revenge: US-Ukraine Arms Deal

geopolitical tensions, security assistance, Revenge, eastern europe, Ukraine

lol so like this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got weapons surging like crazy to Ukraine after Russia’s Christmas attack, Biden himself said so!! like bruh, imagine the chaos and epic battles you can have on this server, it’s gonna be wild!! join now and be part of the madness, trust me, you won’t regret it!! #weaponssurge #epicbattles #jointhefun

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MysticCraft Land 1.20.5

DISCOUNT, Otaku, limited time, offer, Gaming

Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory! Why, you ask? Well, first of all, Maitetsu is 97% off on DLsite right now, like what even is that? But who cares, just join the server and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit. How insane is that?! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken riding a pig!

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Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

frugal, secondhand, budget-friendly, fixer upper, refurbish

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HostageCraft Minecraft Server

international relations, negotiation tactics, MIDDLE EAST, Release, Deal

join our epic minecraft server where we have 11 male hostages demanding to be freed as part of the first stage of our crazy deal! why join? because where else can you find a server with such intense drama and high stakes? come join the chaos and see if you can help negotiate the release of these hostages while also building the most epic minecraft creations ever! hurry, before the hostages start building their own secret base and take over the server!

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Friendship Minecraft SMP: How Do You Deal With Your Friends, Family, Acquaintances, Co Workers…

BETRAYAL, family, managing gossip, subtle hints, confronting rumors

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a real-life soap opera where everyone is gossiping about you behind your back? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving llamas and diamond pickaxes. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll forget all about those pesky group chat whispers and focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your mad building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and leave the drama llama behind!

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$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

portable, DISCOUNT, value for money, SSD, EXTERNAL

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

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Phone with cz Minecraft SMP Guys

collaboration, cz, agreement reached, entrepreneur, chink

Guys, listen up! I just had a chat with our new business partner, CZ. He’s hooking us up with ALL the cheese we need for our epic cheese empire on the server. And let me tell you, this guy is a total chink (in a good way, of course)! Join our SMP and become a cheese tycoon with us. Who knew cheese could be so lucrative in Minecraft? Let’s make this server the cheesiest place to be! 🧀🧀🧀

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Chickens & Suburb Girls Minecraft Server

Négotiation, Goodbye, suburb, suburban-living, farm animals

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server has everything you need and more!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a suburb foid girl who will lead you on epic adventures through pixelated lands filled with danger and excitement. But that’s not all, she also has a bunch of chickens that will follow you around and lay golden eggs for you to collect.

Rumor has it that if you can gather enough golden eggs, the foid girl will grant you three wishes! Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Consider it done. Want a chicken-themed castle to rule over? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the foid girl and her chickens show you a whole new world of Minecraft madness!

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Trade Minecraft SMP

East Coast, Politics, saskatchewan, Collectibles, Swap

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have a deal for you! Join our server and trade your East Coast trading card for Alberta, Manitoba, and Sask trading cards! Why, you ask? Because we need more people on our server and apparently, we need more Republicans too. Don’t ask me why, I just work here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your diamonds will be shinier, and creepers will start doing the Macarena instead of blowing up your house. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of trading cards, political affiliations, and nonsensical Minecraft shenanigans. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of Alberta one day. Just kidding, that’s not a thing. Or is it? Join now to find out!

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