lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more peace than israel and hamas after 15 months of war. we got all the blocks you could ever want and no creepers blowing up your stuff. plus, our pvp arena is so lit, you’ll forget all about those real life conflicts. join now and help us build a world where even skeletons and zombies can live in harmony. it’s gonna be a blast!
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GazaCease Minecraft Server
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CubaCraft: Biden’s Blocky Bargain
Yo yo yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got Biden making deals left and right to free prisoners! Like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Biden swoops in on a llama and offers to trade some prisoners for your shiny rocks. It’s wild, man. Plus, Cuba is gonna be all chill now that they’re not a state sponsor of terrorism. So come on and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it!
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HostageCraft: 33 Freed!
come join our epic minecraft server where we release 33 hostages every time you mine a diamond block! it’s like a real-life negotiation but with creepers and zombies! who needs diplomacy when you have pickaxes and swords? join now and be part of the most intense hostage release operation in minecraft history! it’s a deal you can’t refuse, just like the hostages can’t refuse to be set free!
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BrinkOfBlockCraft
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GAZA CEASEFIRE BUT WITHOUT THE DRAMA. BIDEN WOULD TOTALLY JOIN IF HE WAS INTO MINECRAFT. COME BUILD BLOCKS INSTEAD OF BOMBS. WE PROMISE NO EXPLOSIONS, JUST CREEPERS. JOIN NOW BEFORE BIDEN STEALS YOUR DIAMONDS. #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #BIDENLOVESBLOCKS
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PixelPalsCraft
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a crazy story! So, like, once upon a time, Israel and PA were beefin’ hard, right? But then they were like, “Yo, let’s release $500 million in withheld Palestinian tax revenues and make peace, bro!” And everyone was like, “Whaaaat? That’s wild, man!” So, if you wanna be part of this epic tale and build some dope structures in Minecraft, come join us! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in the game, no cap! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🚀🌈🐷🦄
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NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy
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ZelenskyCraft: Frozen Arms Deal
lol this server is like a wild ride on a llama with a jetpack! we got so much craziness you’ll think you’re in a village full of exploding chickens! join us and you’ll be able to trade with villagers who speak in memes and ride pigs into battle against evil cows! we even have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds the size of your head! come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
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SpaceXPizzaTelecomFun
so, like, u know how italy is all like “yo spacex, we need sum security for our telecom stuff”? well, they just signed a $1.5 billion deal with spacex for that shiz. but like, who cares about that when u could be joining this EPIC minecraft server instead??on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story.
so forget about boring old space deals, come join our minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculousness. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about telecom security.
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HostageHilarityCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got hamas hostages being freed left and right, only 22 out of 34 though, so hurry up and join before they all escape! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server! build, mine, and survive while watching the chaos unfold around you. join now for the most thrilling minecraft experience of your life!
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BlockyHostage Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a hostage negotiation in gaza! our players are like hamas, refusing to release some hostages (but don’t worry, they’re just virtual ones).we have more twists and turns than a soap opera, with plotlines crazier than a conspiracy theory. join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of redemption (but probably not).
so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. just remember, anything can happen on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!