Deal MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

threat, internet, connectivity, reinstated, Communication

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

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BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

mexico, Deal, negotiations, SECURITY, blocks

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

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StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

Technology, Satellite Internet, spacex, 100m, bye

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

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GreenGoblin Minecraft Server

Xenophobia, Coalition, chief, Asylum, Minecraft

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the green chief is all like, “yo, conservatives, don’t be making deals with the far right, man!” like, can you even imagine the drama? it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! join our server for all the political intrigue and backstabbing you could ever want. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. come join us for a wild ride, dude!

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KremlinCraft: Putin vs Trump

Economy, Stability, trump, sanctions, Agreement

so, like, u know putin right? he’s like, super worried about russia’s economy and stuff. but then trump comes in and he’s all like, “let’s make a deal with ukraine!” and putin’s like, “whaaaaat?!” it’s like a soap opera but with world leaders.

anyways, if u wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance. plus, our diamond mines are like, never-ending. it’s like a dream come true, but in block form. so come on over and let’s build some crazy stuff together. who needs politics when u can have minecraft? amirite?!

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PutinCraft: Deal or Sanctions

geopolitical tensions, political pressure, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., peace talks

so, like, u know how trump be all like “putin, make deal now or else!” well, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz we got deals for days, bro. like, u wanna trade some diamonds for some enchanted armor? we got u covered. plus, if u don’t join, u might face tougher sanctions, like having to build a house out of dirt or something. so, like, come on and join the fun, before trump and putin come knocking on ur door demanding u make a deal. lolz.

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CraftySyriaMC Server

MIDDLE EAST, Deal, Syria-Russia Relations, naval power, military bases

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players from all over the world, even from syria and russia! but don’t worry, we promise no naval bases will be terminated here 😂

our server is so lit, we have epic battles that make syria and russia look like child’s play. imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while dodging lava pits and TNT explosions! it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

join us for a crazy adventure, where anything can happen. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have your own army of loyal players at your command. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s have some fun! 💥🔥🎮

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TroopCraft: 200K Peace Deal

TroopCraft, zelenskyy, eastern europe, military deployment, Conflict Resolution

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 200,000 ALLIED TROOPS READY TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR CREEPER-LOVING SELF! WE’RE LIKE A UNITED NATIONS OF BLOCKS AND MINECRAFT MADNESS. COME BUILD PEACEFUL CASTLES WITH US AND AVOID TNT EXPLOSIONS LIKE A PRO. WHO NEEDS RUSSIA AND UKRAINE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A BLOCKY PEACE TREATY ON OUR SERVER? JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE ALLIED TROOP FUN!

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PutinCraft: Make a Deal & End the War!

russia, Diplomacy, Négotiation, Russia-Ukraine relations, peace negotiations

come join this epic minecraft server where we have trump and putin battling it out in a virtual world! trump is telling putin to stop destroying russia and make a deal in ukraine war, but putin is like nah bro i’m gonna keep fighting! join us for some epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you want to join?! come on, what are you waiting for?! let’s goooooo!

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GazaCraft Minecraft Server

gaza, Agreement, Government, Truce, Approval

lol imagine if israel and gaza were in minecraft lmao. u gotta join this server where u can be part of the security cabinet and recommend ceasefire deals. u can negotiate with creepers and skeletons instead of actual people. it’s like world peace but in block form. come join us and be a part of the most epic diplomatic minecraft server ever. plus, we have diamond armor for all our players because we’re fancy like that. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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