Deal Minecraft Servers

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  • ZelenskyCraft – Mine Rare Earths!

    ZelenskyCraft – Mine Rare Earths!

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    so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, rare earth minerals from ukraine or something. president zelensky himself was like, nah bro, i ain’t accepting that deal. but, like, we got it for you on our server, so you gotta join, man.

    imagine mining for diamonds and then stumbling upon some rare earth minerals from ukraine. like, that’s some next level stuff, bro. you won’t find that on any other server, i swear.

    plus, the stories on this server are wild, man. like, one time, a player found a secret underground base filled with rare earth minerals and had to battle a dragon to claim it. like, how insane is that, dude?

    so, yeah, join our server for the craziest adventures and the rarest loot you’ll ever find. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal

    ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal

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    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have RUSSIA offering US deals on natural resources and access to the ARCTIC.

    we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.

    don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣

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  • ShowerWarsMC

    ShowerWarsMC

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the OP in this post, you can have your own bathroom in your virtual Minecraft house and avoid any shower-sharing drama.

    Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating with your virtual family members for the best room in the house. Will you offer to trade the video game desk for the shower privileges? Or maybe you’ll come up with a creative deal to secure the best spot in the house.

    But beware, just like in real life, conflicts may arise when it comes to sharing resources. Will you be able to handle the early morning music blasts from your virtual sibling? Or will you have to suck it up and find a way to peacefully coexist in the virtual world?

    Join our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will test your negotiation skills and problem-solving abilities. Who knew that Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about sharing and compromise?

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyPutinLather

    CraftyPutinLather

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    So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

    But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

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  • Zelenskyy’s No Peace Deal Minecraft Server

    Zelenskyy’s No Peace Deal Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and saudi arabia are fighting it out in a battle for dominance! zelenskyy is leading the charge with his army of blocky soldiers, refusing to accept any peace deals from the saudis!

    build your own fortress and defend against the saudi invaders, or join forces with zelenskyy and help him conquer the land! with epic battles and crazy alliances, this server is not for the faint of heart!

    plus, we have the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ve ever seen, just waiting to be mined! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft war the world has ever seen!

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  • TrumpPutinCraft

    TrumpPutinCraft

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    come join our epic minecraft server where trump and putin call each other to discuss building blocks and zelenskyy is like nah i need to consult my villagers first before making any deals. russia is throwing a party because the creepers are finally getting along with the villagers and the ender dragon is now a peace ambassador. join us for some crazy adventures and build the most insane structures with your new pixelated friends. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come join the fun!

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  • DefendCraft Minecraft Server

    DefendCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy deal with Russia and China to like, halve our defense spending. like, who needs defense when you can just build a giant wall of dirt around your base, amirite?

    plus, we got this epic story where Trump is like, floating on a cloud made of diamonds and rainbows, and he’s making deals with aliens to bring peace to the universe. it’s like, out of this world, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, you gotta solve a series of ridiculous puzzles to even find it. it’s like, the ultimate treasure hunt, bro.

    so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

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  • UkraineCraft: Trump’s Resource Deal

    UkraineCraft: Trump’s Resource Deal

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    so, like, imagine u r chillin in ur blocky world, mining ur diamonds and building ur epic castle when suddenly u get a message from ur homie trump. he’s all like “yo, come join my server and help me make a deal with ukraine for their natural resources. in exchange, i’ll stop russia from attacking us.” like, what even is happening in this crazy server, amirite?

    u gotta join this server, man. not only do u get to negotiate shady deals with world leaders, but u also get to fight off russian mobs trying to invade ur land. it’s like a mix of politics and survival, but with a minecraft twist. plus, u get to hang out with trump himself, building walls and making deals like a true blocky boss.

    so come on, join the madness and see where this wild adventure takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll end up brokering peace between nations or just building the biggest wall in minecraft history. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to make deals, fight mobs, and maybe even save the world. or at least ur blocky little corner of it.

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  • MineCrafty Dealz

    MineCrafty Dealz

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where Ukraine President Zelensky himself offers you a mineral partnership! That’s right, folks, you can mine for diamonds and emeralds while sippin’ on some fine Ukrainian vodka with Zelensky himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find a rare mineral, Zelensky will personally serenade you with a traditional Ukrainian folk song. And if you’re lucky, he might even do a little dance for ya!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knew mining could be so lit, amirite? Let’s do a deal and mine some minerals with Zelensky, baby!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GazaCraft: Trump’s Land Deal

    GazaCraft: Trump’s Land Deal

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    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest shenanigans ever! We got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.

    Also, did you hear that Trump said Gaza will be given to us by Israel? Yeah, that totally happened and now we have a whole new realm to explore in the game. Who knew politics could be so wacky in Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on over and join us for some insane fun and maybe even uncover some government conspiracies along the way. See you there, fellow adventurer!

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