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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5120 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | New Chunks Explored: | 81412 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
so like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be, like ever. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. like, i heard a rumor that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.
oh, and get this – our admin once defeated a whole army of creepers with just a carrot. true story, bro. and if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. how sick is that?
plus, our community is like a big ol’ family. we have epic build battles every week and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. and don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the village square – it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this mystical, fantastical, totally bonkers server. it’s like a unicorn riding a rollercoaster through a rainbow – pure magic, dude.
