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NoFriendzAllowed
Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword). -
NoPolyNoProbsMC
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?
Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?
Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!
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CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers
Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough! -
BlockyLoveDisconnect
Are you tired of Minecraft servers that are as boring as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relationship tester! If you can survive the chaos and madness of our server, then you can survive anything with your partner. From lava-filled parkour courses to battling giant mutant chickens, this server will push your relationship to the limit. So come join us if you dare, and see if your love can withstand the ultimate Minecraft challenge! -
AwkwardCraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only deal-breaker is not joining us! Picture this: you’re on a date with someone and suddenly they reveal they don’t play Minecraft. The horror! But fear not, because on our server, everyone plays Minecraft and we take it very seriously.Once, someone joined our SMP thinking they could build a house out of dirt. Needless to say, they were swiftly banished to the Nether for such blasphemy. But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for all kinds of builders, whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to create pixel art of your favorite memes.
Join us on our Minecraft SMP and never worry about deal-breakers again. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together!
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BlockBreakerz
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest kinks? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your kinky needs. We have a dedicated “Breakup Island” where players can break up with their virtual partners over the most ridiculous kinks imaginable. From a love of crafting with only pink wool to a passion for building giant statues of pickles, we’ve got it all! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find your perfect kink match on our server! -
DreamHouseVetoedLOL
Looking for a Minecraft server to call home? Look no further! Our server has everything you could possibly want – multiple biomes to explore, epic builds to admire, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves (they only attack if you try to steal their diamonds)!But here’s the catch – we have a strict “House Owners Association” in place. That’s right, just like those pesky real-life HOAs, except ours is run by a group of mischievous villagers who love to enforce rules like “no building ugly houses” and “no mining after dark”. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them!
Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with the hilarious antics of our HOA villagers. Will you be able to build your dream house without breaking any rules? Or will you end up in a bidding war with your fellow players over the last plot of land? The choice is yours – just remember, the HOA is always watching!
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BlockyBedroomDrama
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner is off building dirt houses? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that boosts your sex drive to match your partner’s! No more awkward conversations about differing libidos, just pure mining and crafting bliss together. Join now and never worry about sexual compatibility in Minecraft again! -
BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, our server is not for you).
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BlockBustersMC
biggest turn offs, instant turn offs in a boyfriend, instant turn offs in a potential partner, deal breaker, turn offs in datingAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a dragon to help you mine for diamonds? No problem!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.