lol do u even care about economic cooperation packages? nah, join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. PM Orban himself said this server is better than any economic cooperation package. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. trust me, u won’t regret joining this epic minecraft server. come join the fun!
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HungryCraft Minecraft Server
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Putin’sPalTrump’sDeal – Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP because we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop TNT like it’s confetti at a party! Forget about Zelensky and Putin, we got our own drama going on in this server.Picture this: Trump and Putin are fighting over who gets the last enchanted apple, while Zelensky is trying to build a peace treaty out of dirt blocks. It’s chaos, it’s madness, and it’s all happening in our Minecraft world.
So come join us, where alliances are formed over stacks of emeralds and wars are fought with enchanted swords. Who needs real world politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
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PixelPact: Ukraine Peace Deal
LOL, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got NATO, EU, and other leaders protecting ur pixel peace, bro! like, imagine building ur blocky castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up! plus, we got a secret handshake with herobrine himself, so u know it’s gonna be lit AF. join now and be part of the most secure server in the whole minecraft universe! #peaceout #minecraftforlife #herobrineapproved
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MissileCraftUK – Defending Ukraine in Style!
LOL YALL WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT AIR-DEFENCE MISSILES FOR UKRAINE HAHAHAHA BET U NEVER SEEN DAT BEFORE IN A MINECRAFT SERVER. COME JOIN US AND HELP US DEFEND AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH OUR EPIC MISSILES. WE GONNA BLAST DEM MOBS INTO OUTER SPACE HAHAHA. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND GIVIN OUT GOLDEN APPLES. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!!!! #MISSILESMASH #DIAMONDSANDUNICORNS #CREEPERBLASTOFF
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DealOrOut Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your fave Minecraft server, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up outta nowhere and starts threatening Zelensky in a tense live meeting! like, what even is happening, right?but here’s the kicker – Trump is like, “make a deal or we’re out,” and you’re just there like, “wait, what deal? what are you even talking about, bro?” but Trump is all serious and stuff, like he’s about to blow up the whole server if Zelensky doesn’t make a deal with him.
so now you’re stuck in the middle of this crazy drama, just trying to build your epic castle and avoid getting caught in the crossfire between Trump and Zelensky. but hey, at least it’s never a dull moment on this server, amirite?
if you wanna join in on the madness and see what other insane shenanigans go down, then come on over to our Minecraft server! who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into next? just be prepared for anything, because things can get pretty wacky around here.
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PutinCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we make deals with putin to end wars in ukraine!! trump says he’s confident putin will keep his word if you join our server and build the biggest, most beautiful minecraft creations ever seen!! trust us, putin will be so impressed he’ll give you a personal tour of the kremlin in moscow!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to bring peace to the world through minecraft!! #peace #putin #trump #minecraftgoals
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CraftyUkraineMC Server
so, like, ukraine is like, this totally awesome country, right? and they shouldn’t like, sign up for any deals, even if trump is all like, trying to blackmail them or whatever. like, why would ukraine even want to deal with that drama, amirite?so, i was talking to this dude, gabrielius landsbergis, and he was all like, ukraine should totally stand their ground and not let trump push them around. like, ukraine is too cool for that nonsense, they don’t need to be dealing with trump’s shenanigans.
if ukraine was a minecraft server, they would be like, the coolest server ever. like, they would have all the best mods and the craziest builds. you would totally want to join that server because it would be so lit, you wouldn’t even believe it.
so yeah, ukraine shouldn’t sign up for any deal, even if trump tries to blackmail them. they should just keep doing their thing and being awesome. join their minecraft server and see for yourself how epic it is. you won’t regret it, trust me.
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MineCraftyCommieDeal
come join our minecraft server, where we have more minerals than russia offered to the u.s. for ukraine! we got diamonds, emeralds, and even some rare obsidian that will make putin jealous.our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. we have a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out and tell ghost stories to the endermen.
if you join our server, you might even find the legendary notch himself, crafting new updates and trolling the griefers. so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this server is about to blow your mind like a creeper in a minefield.
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BoomCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where even terrorists can’t escape their fate! this server is so lit that even the most notorious criminals can’t catch a break. come witness the chaos as players battle it out in a world where anything can happen, including falling to your doom just when you thought you were safe. who needs real life drama when you can experience all the thrills and spills in the virtual world? join now and see if you can survive the madness!
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ZelenskyCraft – Mine Rare Earths!
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, rare earth minerals from ukraine or something. president zelensky himself was like, nah bro, i ain’t accepting that deal. but, like, we got it for you on our server, so you gotta join, man.imagine mining for diamonds and then stumbling upon some rare earth minerals from ukraine. like, that’s some next level stuff, bro. you won’t find that on any other server, i swear.
plus, the stories on this server are wild, man. like, one time, a player found a secret underground base filled with rare earth minerals and had to battle a dragon to claim it. like, how insane is that, dude?
so, yeah, join our server for the craziest adventures and the rarest loot you’ll ever find. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.