Are you prepared to question everything you know about the universe? This server IS NOT what you think it is. Some might say it’s the *greatest* or *worst* server ever made, depending on if the moon is in retrograde! Forget logic—come drown in the chaos where the sun never shines and the cows carpet the walls!
| Feature | Description |
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| Quantum Sheep | Every third sheep can bend time, but only on Thursdays. You’ve been warned! |
| Exploding Diamonds | Why mine? Just wait for them to explode themselves out of fear! Mining is so passé! |
| Pixelated Reality Shifts | Watch as your world glitches and turns to spaghetti! The game doesn’t want you here. |
| Pervasive Banshees | Scream at your friends, or they will turn into an actual block of cheese if left alone. |
| Sarcastic Creepers | They can’t explode; they just criticize your life choices instead. Enjoy! |
| Infinity Enderman | There are an infinite number of Endermen, and they ALL have regrets. Share in their sorrow! |
Q: How do I join?A: Join? Or do you mean leave? Because in the end, we’re all just characters in someone else’s imagination. Maybe you’re a potato?
Q: What if my house gets blown up?A: Houses are merely suggestions! Embrace the transformative void of the unknown!
Q: Is there a goal?A: Goals are for people with too much time. Best to just float in the abyss and eat crayon-shaped pixels.
“The sex would have been so hot.” – A concerned player last seen building a rocket to the moon.
“I think my cat knows too much violence!” – An individual screaming at the sky.
“What is even real? The blocks? My existence?” – A lost soul wandering the biomes of despair.
Picture this: Trump and Putin are fighting over who gets the last enchanted apple, while Zelensky is trying to build a peace treaty out of dirt blocks. It’s chaos, it’s madness, and it’s all happening in our Minecraft world.
So come join us, where alliances are formed over stacks of emeralds and wars are fought with enchanted swords. Who needs real world politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
but here’s the kicker – Trump is like, “make a deal or we’re out,” and you’re just there like, “wait, what deal? what are you even talking about, bro?” but Trump is all serious and stuff, like he’s about to blow up the whole server if Zelensky doesn’t make a deal with him.
so now you’re stuck in the middle of this crazy drama, just trying to build your epic castle and avoid getting caught in the crossfire between Trump and Zelensky. but hey, at least it’s never a dull moment on this server, amirite?
if you wanna join in on the madness and see what other insane shenanigans go down, then come on over to our Minecraft server! who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into next? just be prepared for anything, because things can get pretty wacky around here.
so, i was talking to this dude, gabrielius landsbergis, and he was all like, ukraine should totally stand their ground and not let trump push them around. like, ukraine is too cool for that nonsense, they don’t need to be dealing with trump’s shenanigans.
if ukraine was a minecraft server, they would be like, the coolest server ever. like, they would have all the best mods and the craziest builds. you would totally want to join that server because it would be so lit, you wouldn’t even believe it.
so yeah, ukraine shouldn’t sign up for any deal, even if trump tries to blackmail them. they should just keep doing their thing and being awesome. join their minecraft server and see for yourself how epic it is. you won’t regret it, trust me.
our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. we have a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out and tell ghost stories to the endermen.
if you join our server, you might even find the legendary notch himself, crafting new updates and trolling the griefers. so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this server is about to blow your mind like a creeper in a minefield.
News: -Use /sethome to TP from anywhere right to your house! -Start with $1,000! -Utilize the buy/sell signs at the various shops throughout the city. -PlayerShops added Welcome to Paradise City! A bustling yet peaceful metropolis, filled to the brim with stores, houses and other purchasable lots. You can indulge yourself in various things, from being the local nutjob to becoming the Police Chief, and everything in between.
Need something? We are sure you can buy or sell it within the city or using commands. Please do keep in mind that the server is young and the main city are still being built. We are looking for all kinds of people to move in and call Paradise home, whether it be a dedicated builder, shop owner, police/security or staff, come on in!
Don’t like the city? No problem! You can choose to rough it out in the wilderness and build!
No griefing. Use common sense. This server is fairly relaxed.
sallgoodmanservers.mc.gg
WorldCraftGame.aternos.me:41004
Hello!
I am hosting a Bodkin Boats event on Sat 1st at 4pm GMT (UK Time).
Bodkin Boats is a modded Ice boat racing event, including custom power-ups and mechanics!
If you are interested please install this mod-pack ahead of the start time. You need to be on the most recent version of the mod-pack.
Website with info on the power-ups and mechanics
If you have and questions or issues, please join my Discord server and send a message!
| Question | Answer |
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| What is Bodkin Boats League? | Bodkin Boats League is a modded Ice boat racing event with custom power-ups and mechanics. |
| When is the event? | The event is on Sat 1st at 4pm GMT (UK Time). |
| Where can I find information on the power-ups and mechanics? | You can visit the website for more information. |
| How do I download the mod-pack? | You can download the mod-pack from Modrinth. |
| Where can I get support or ask questions? | You can join the Discord server for support or to ask questions. |
Just like the water bottle incident, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next! Join now for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of pee-free drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a sneaky sibling trying to steal your diamonds!
So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the pee-filled water bottles behind. It’s time to game in peace and harmony, without any unwanted bodily fluids getting in the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
With our voice chat feature, we offer an unusual Towny experience. We have just opened, we have a narrow mape (6000×6000). Version: 1.20.4 Versions: Java, Fabric, Forge You can contact Discord for sound installation.
liarscraft.minecraftoyna.com
Survival server with bigger villagers, random structures in the overworld and the End. No griefing and you can claim a piece of land
ServerHoppers.wisemc.eu:25595
| Server Name | Nomisma, mcMMO Semi Anarchy Survival Server |
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| Compatible Clients | Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar |
| How to Join | Join using IP: semianarchy.com Only on Java 1.21.4 |
The maximum number of mobs per player in Normal mode is 70.
There are 18 skills with unique abilities available on the server.
No, land claiming is not allowed on the server.
No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
The server is only compatible with Java version 1.21.4.