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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 348 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
Warner Bros. 
