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DeadpoolCraft: Snip Snip Edition

circumcision, comic book, comic book characters, Deadpool, DeadpoolCraft, Edition, fictional characters, Foreskin, funny, healing factor, humor, Marvel, Meta, Mutant, mutant powers, Regeneration, satire, snip, SuperHero, Unconventional, unconventional humor, unconventional superheroes, wolverine

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5337
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO EPIC, EVEN DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE WOULD JOIN IF THEY WEREN’T TOO BUSY GETTING CIRCUMCISED BUT STILL HAVING A FORESKIN? YEAH, THAT’S HOW CRAZY THIS SERVER IS. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY A GIANT PIECE OF CHEESE FLOATING IN SPACE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN BUILD YOUR HOUSE ON A SLICE OF CHEDDAR OR A CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE, WHATEVER TICKLES YOUR FANCY.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND MAYBE BRING A SNACK BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET HUNGRY FOR CHEESE. YOLO, AMIRITE?

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

alcohol, Chaos, Chronic fatigue, Crafty, Drunk, Entertainment, feeling, first time, fun people, guests, hangover, House, laughs, Minecraft, minimal cleanup, morning, Organizing, Overcoming, Party, respectful, Server, Sleep, stupid shit, success

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw the most epic parties in the virtual world! Our players are all about having a good time and spreading positive vibes. We make sure to keep the party going all night long, with plenty of laughs and good times to be had.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about a boring moment again. Our players are always up for a good time and know how to keep the party going. Plus, we have the perfect amount of virtual alcohol to keep things interesting without going overboard.

And don’t worry about feeling tired – our server is so lively and exciting that you’ll never want to log off. We’ll keep you entertained and laughing all night long, so you’ll forget all about that chronic fatigue. So come join us and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow!

Snowy Minecraft SMP Palace

cultural norms, dating preferences, discrimination, Diversity, gender dynamics, Identity, Interracial Relationships, intersectionality, Minecraft, Palace, Privilege, Race, racial bias, racial preferences, relationships, smp, Snowy, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white men, white women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7751
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white women decided that only white men were worthy of joining their elite Minecraft server. But fear not, because we are here to break down those ridiculous barriers and invite everyone to join in on the fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own floating castle in the sky, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (or just makes a really tasty French fry).

So come one, come all, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Because in this Minecraft SMP, the only thing that matters is having a good time and laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

”It’s Me” Minecraft Server

Identity, introspection, it’s me, Minecraft, recognition, Repetition, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, Self-expression, self-identification, self-image, self-realization, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – we have a special “Llama Lovers” club where you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil bunnies. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees talk and the mushrooms sing!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs – they’re known to steal diamonds and cause chaos wherever they go. See you in the game, adventurer!

Euro peons Dont Know How To Pronounce Japa nese – Minecraft SMP

brand names, cross-cultural communication, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, dont, English Proficiency, EURO, European language skills, foreign language pronunciation, foreign language skills, Japa, Japanese culture, Japanese pronunciation, Japanese superiority, language barriers, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic challenges, linguistic superiority, Minecraft, nese, peons, pokemon, pronounce, pronunciation difficulties, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things Japanese and laugh at Europeans who struggle to pronounce Japanese brand names! Join us for a wild ride filled with sushi parties, samurai battles, and karaoke nights where we butcher English lyrics in the most hilarious ways possible. Our server is the perfect place for anyone who wants to experience the superiority of Japan and witness firsthand the chaos that ensues when Europeans try to speak Japanese. So come on, join us and let’s show the world just how amazing Japan truly is!

⚜️ LimeDex JE+BE – Vanilla 1.21.30+ ⚜️ Minecraft server

1.21.30, banner, bedrock, Community, Creative, Gaming, Ip:, java, JE+BE, LimeDex, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	4755
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8334
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

IP JAVA: mc.lime-d.ru 1.21.30+

IP Bedrock: v.lime-d.ru 25701 1.21.30+

v.lime-d.ru:25701

Crafty Family Minecraft Server

Body, body shape, Crafty, family, family bond, family connection, family genetics, family love, family resemblance, family traits, Genes, genetics, Minecraft, mom, Mother, physical traits, resemblance, Server, Siblings, Sis, sister

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because on our server, you can see where my Sister got that body from! That’s right, our server is filled with genetically modified creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles against mutant cows with six legs, giant spiders with laser eyes, and chickens that can fly faster than a jet plane. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lab where we’re creating the ultimate Minecraft player with superhuman abilities.

But that’s not all – our server also features a custom-built amusement park where you can ride roller coasters made out of TNT and play mini-games like “Hot Potato” with actual hot potatoes that explode if you hold onto them for too long.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared to see where my Sister got that body from – trust us, it’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

Prideful Phase Minecraft SMP Fans

Admiration, Band, Commitment, Concert, cover costs, Dedication, Expenses, fanbase, Fans, Generosity, getting paid, Gratitude, Minecraft, Music, Oshi, phase, phase fans, Poor, pride, Prideful, sacrifice, Show, smp, Support, third worlders

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	6911
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that our players’ oshis (favorite idols) have decided to cover the costs of the show instead of getting paid for it. That’s right, we’ve got some dedicated fans here who will stop at nothing to make sure their idols shine bright like diamonds in the sky.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so crazy that we’ve had players from third-world countries join and instantly become rich beyond their wildest dreams. It’s like a real-life rags to riches story, but in Minecraft form. Who knew that playing on our server could lead to such insane wealth and success?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for non-stop laughs, wild adventures, and the chance to become besties with your favorite idol, then look no further. Come join us and see just how bonkers things can get in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Dreams Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4020
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown and wielding a diamond sword!

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie villagers in a quest for the legendary Golden Carrot, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, including rainbow-colored llamas, talking parrots who tell terrible jokes, and a friendly creeper who just wants a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

The Crafty Character Creator – Minecraft SMP

Avatar, Best character creator, Character, Crafty, creator, Customization, design, Diverse, FANTASY, Favorite, Immersive, Interactive, Minecraft, multiplayer, Options, Personalization, played with, role playing, RPG, Sci Fi, Single player, smp, storytelling, Unique, video games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	429	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	240
Chimeras Created:	4	Towns Built:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic character creator you’ve ever seen! We’re talking rainbow hair, sparkly wings, and even a pet dragon to ride around on. Join us and show off your one-of-a-kind avatar to all your jealous friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a place where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and cows shoot laser beams from their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that’s been plaguing our server for months. See you in Blocktopia, adventurer!

No Stream Minecraft Server

doesn’t stream, long tail, Minecraft, Server, Stream, streaming barriers, streaming challenges, streaming complications, streaming difficulties, streaming errors, streaming glitches, streaming help, streaming hindrances, streaming hitches, streaming issues, streaming obstacles, streaming problems, streaming setbacks, streaming support, streaming troubleshooting

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Potions Brewed:	71	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just streaming their gameplay? Well, look no further because our server doesn’t stream! That’s right, you won’t have to worry about being interrupted by some annoying streamer trying to get famous.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy animal you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery? Just watch out for the giant chicken that guards the entrance – rumor has it he’s a master of karate!

So come join us on our server where the only thing streaming is the lava flowing from the volcano in the sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun!