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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4067 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
so, like, u know how there’s this server where u can, like, build stuff and mine stuff and, like, have a grand ol’ time? well, imagine if that server was, like, the most epic server everrrr. like, so epic that former President Jair Bolsonaro wanted to pave a highway through it, but then everyone was like, “nah dude, we gotta protect this server at all costs!” so now, this server is, like, the most protected server in alllll of Minecraft land. u gotta join this server, not only to build and mine and have fun, but also to protect it from evil highway builders. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server adventure everrrr!
