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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6928 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Magic Items Found: | 2223 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Animals Bred: | 42 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
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