deadlock general Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

””/dlg/ – Crafty Deadlock SMP”’

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Bundicta Edition, Crafty, Deadlock, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Latest Patch, Liquipedia, new player guide, sandbox mode, smp, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server and embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are as insane as they come.

Want to join? Just post your Steam profile and ask – but be prepared to accept a friend request because we don’t accept anyone who’s too “autistic” (whatever that means).

To git gud, make sure you do the tutorial and get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode. Explore public item builds and play bot matches to hone your skills.

But that’s not all – we have an unofficial wiki that’s as wild as the server itself, and a new player guide that will have you laughing out loud. And don’t forget our advanced movement guide, because you never know when you’ll need to do some crazy parkour in the middle of a battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dlg/ Deadlock General

505168552, advanced movement guide, bot matches, Deadlock, deadlock general, dlg, Edition, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, pick rate, public item builds, report bugs, sandbox mode, smp, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9542

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pick rate is off the charts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Want to join the fun? Simply post your Steam profile and ask for an invite. Just make sure to accept that friend request – we don’t have time for any shenanigans!

Looking to git gud? Dive into the tutorial, test out different heroes in sandbox mode, and check out some public item builds. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on some bot matches for a real challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the insider info, or dive into our New Player Guide for some pro tips. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, take a peek at our Advanced Movement Guide for some next-level strats.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, git in, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, Winrate

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Magic Items Found:	7877	Villages Defended:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, Feedback, Latest Patch, Liquipedia, MAURICE, Minecraft, new player guide, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	4743	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

497952357, advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, Boulevard, bugs, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, Healer Geist Edition, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

493038646, advanced movement guide, autism speaks, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, character guides, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, invite anchor, Minecraft, new player guide, No Survivors Edition, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, stats tracker, Steam Friend ID, Steam page, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Zombie Dances:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – No Survivors Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Steam page that will blow your mind. And if you want to give feedback or report bugs, just head over to our forums where anything goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our character guides are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. And if you want to get in, just respond to the invite anchor with your Steam Friend ID. Don’t worry, you won’t be left out in the cold – unless you’re too autistic to accept a friend request.

To git gud on our server, all you have to do is do the tutorial, play in sandbox mode, and explore public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play bot matches – they’re a real hoot.

And if you need more resources, we’ve got you covered. Check out our Stats Tracker, Unofficial Wiki, New Player Guide, and Advanced Movement Guide. You’ll be a Minecraft master in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on No Survivors Edition and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the craziness that awaits you.

RaggedyCraft Minecraft Server

autistic child, bullying, child development, childhood toy, childhood trauma, compassion, Emotional support, family dynamics, long-term effects, Minecraft, parenting, parenting disagreements, raggedy ann doll, RaggedyCraft, school bullying, sentimental value, Server, sleep routine, sleeping alone, sleeping habits, special needs parenting, Therapy, therapy progress

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as comforting as a childhood doll? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all kinds of quirks and unique personalities, just like your son and his beloved doll.

Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, we have therapy llamas roaming around to help you destress after a long day of mining and building.

And don’t worry about getting bullied for sleeping with a doll here – our community is full of compassionate players who will support you and your son no matter what. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can be themselves, dolls and all!

CraftyFixesMC

attitude, birthday money, Boundaries, child behavior, Chores, co parenting, Communication, consequences, CraftyFixesMC, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, financial responsibility, Guilt, laptop repair, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

Picture this: You log on to our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Laptop Bandit, a mischievous player who steals laptops and turns them into works of art. Will you be able to track down the Laptop Bandit and retrieve your stolen goods? Or will you fall victim to their sticky glue and melted casing traps?

Join us now and embark on a quest like no other. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the missing laptop. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even making your daughter pay for repairs using her birthday money. It’s all part of the fun!

PixelPanic – Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

Beloved, cannot afford to lose, cherished, Crucial, diamonds, ESSENTIAL, important, Indispensable, Irreplaceable, Loss, must have, necessary, non-negotiable, PixelPanic, Precious, Priceless, Safe, sentimental, Significant, Treasured, valuable

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Do you ever find yourself lying awake at night, tossing and turning, haunted by the fear of losing something precious to you? Well fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you will never have to worry about losing anything ever again! We have magical anti-loss protection that will keep your items safe and sound, no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground boogie wonderland and learn their funky moves to impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a mischievous group of baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

RoyalSpyMinecraftServer

#classified information, British Monarchy, Buckingham Palace, cold war, DECLASSIFIED, Espionage, espionage scandal, Files, government secrets, historical documents, intelligence, MI5, national security, Palace, queen elizabeth ii, royal family, Royal protocol, royal residence, RoyalSpyMinecraftServer, security breach, Soviet spy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even queen elizabeth ii herself wouldn’t know what’s going on! we got spies, we got palaces, we got declassified files, it’s like a whole conspiracy theory up in here! join now to uncover the secrets of the soviet spy in the palace and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky server! come on, what are you waiting for? the queen herself might be playing and you wouldn’t even know it!

Putin’sCraftEmpire

Corruption, Crisis, Economy, Empire, ENERGY, energy resources, Energy Sector, gas, Geopolitical, Global, market, Oil, oligarchs, Politics, power struggle, putin, PutinsCraftEmpire, russia, sanctions, sanctions impact, triple blow

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server where Putin’s energy empire just got WRECKED with a TRIPLE BLOW?! That’s right, we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore!

Join our server and witness the madness unfold as Putin’s energy empire crumbles before your very eyes. Build your own empire, team up with friends, or go solo and take on the world. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Putin himself is lurking in the shadows, plotting his revenge. Will you be able to survive his wrath and come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re Putin, that is. 😂🔥💥🚀

Oil Optimizer Server

algorithm, computational algorithms, enhanced oil recovery, filtration strategies, molecular modeling, molecular simulation, Oil, oil filtration, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil recovery, oil recovery strategies, oil reservoirs, Optimization, Optimizer, petroleum engineering, researchers, reservoir engineering, reservoir simulation, ScienceDirect, Server, simulation techniques

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Votes:	7814	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! We got this crazy new Minecraft server where we simulate oil molecules like it’s nobody’s business. Join us and be a part of the wildest oil recovery and filtration strategies you’ve ever seen in your life! We’re talking about algorithms that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive deep into the world of oil simulation like never before. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join us now!

Ghentian Server

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Minecraft Gaming Creative Mode Building Multiplayer Nostalgia Friends Fun Events PvP Griefing Server Community Sandbox Adventure Exploration Survival Crafting Redstone Mods, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Ghentian Server’s main purpose is to revisit the nostalgia when Minecraft first launched, bringing together friends and fellow Minecrafters while creating and maintaining a fun Minecraft server for all!

The standard game for Ghentian Server has been set to Creative, enabling a cozy building experience. Special game events are held where the server can be set to SMP or even PvP* to offer extra layers to the server experience.

*PvP events won’t be backupped and restored due to allowed griefing during those events.

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MidNight Network

24/7, balance, Builder, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Experience, Fun, gameplay, MidNight Network, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, PvPer, Server, smp, Survival, trader.., Unique, Version

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	3

MIDNIGHT SMP looking for a unique minecraft smp experience? We have you covered!

ABOUT US

It is a economy server packed with exciting plugins to make your gameplay smoother and more enjoyable.

Join a server which balances fun, creativity and PvP. Whether you’re a builder, trader or PvPer, there’s a place for you here

Any Version 24/7

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Epic MemeCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, b.., controversial humor, dark humor, eating shit, edgy humor, emo rockstar, Epic, internet culture, internet memes, lmao, longest meme, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme longevity, meme trends, Memecraft, Online Community, shock factor, shock value, successful meme, viral content

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and hilarious memes ever!

We have memes that will make you question your existence and laugh until you cry!

You won’t find a more outrageous and crazy community anywhere else!

Come join us for a wild ride of shizo craziness and non-stop laughter!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the meme revolution!

CousinCraft: Silent for 1.5 Weeks

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousin, CousinCraft, exclusion, family, feeling used, friendship, group dynamics, Honesty, hurt feelings, one-on-one time, Prioritizing, quality time, Self Respect, self worth, SILENT, socializing, Trust, weeks

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	214345
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Hey gamers, have you ever felt like your Minecraft buddy is using you for their own gain? Well, on our server, we promise you won’t be left feeling like a blockhead!

Join us for some epic adventures and build friendships that won’t crumble like sand in a desert temple. We’ve got a big group of players, just like the OP’s family, but without all the drama. No cousin drama here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Don’t let your Minecraft buddy ghost you like the OP’s cousin did. Join our server and never worry about being left out of the group chat again. Plus, we promise no one will cancel on a cousins cruise to go on a last-minute trip to Melbourne. Our server is the place to be for all your block-building needs!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some epic builds, and maybe even a virtual beach day. Who needs real-life friends when you’ve got a Minecraft crew like ours? See you in the game, fellow crafters!