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What is the IP for ClownPierce Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

ClownPierce is a talented and creative professional clown known for his engaging performances and comedic antics. With years of experience entertaining audiences of all ages, ClownPierce is a master at bringing joy and laughter to any event or occasion. His colorful costumes and lively personality make him a favorite among children and adults alike. Book ClownPierce for your next event and get ready for a fun-filled and unforgettable experience!

Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Items Found:	8498	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Magic Items Found:	8912	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Towns Built:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Adversity, BlockyDisasters, Challenges, coping, Day, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, Experience, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Life, Loss, Pain, Reflection, Sadness, Struggle, Tragedy, Traumatic, WORST, worst day

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4377	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mines Excavated:	2736
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Crops Grown:	8405	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	148	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

WorkLifeCraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, burnout prevention, Communication, flexibility, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, Prioritization, productivity, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Struggling, Support, Time management, Tips, wellness, work-life balance, work-life integration, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?