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BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, coping mechanisms, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, positive affirmations, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self love, self-care, suicide awareness, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention resources, Support, Therapy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Star Shards Collected:	144
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special potion that stops you from killing yourself in the game! That’s right, no more falling into lava or getting blown up by creepers. Join us and experience the thrill of knowing you can’t die in the game, no matter how hard you try! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and defy death in the most hilarious way possible!

KharkivCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, execute, Failed, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Military Action, offensive, peace negotiations, president, Revenge, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crops Grown:	2926
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6433
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server, bro? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, the other day, this dude Zelenskyy was talking about how russia totally failed to execute their new Kharkiv offensive, but like, who cares about that when you can be playing on this server, right?

join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a potato in the sky. we’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll pee your pants (not really, but like, almost).

plus, the community is like, totally rad. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. so what are you waiting for, dude? join this server now and let the madness begin!

FlyingCarCraft

advancement, AIR TRAFFIC, convenience, Development, efficiency, Engineering, environmental impact, flying cars, FlyingCarCraft, Future, futuristic vehicles, Infrastructure, innovation, luxury, milestone, practical advantage, progress, society, Technology, Transportation, Urban planning

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	64031
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crops Grown:	1968	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FLYING CARS cuz why not?? u can zoom around the map like a boss and show off to all ur friends. plus, the cars are made out of DIAMONDS so u know they’re fancy as heck. we even have a race track where u can compete against other players and win cool prizes like a pet dragon or a magical unicorn. so what r u waiting for?? hop on our server and start flying like a pro!

FutureCraft: No Time for Procrastination

Behavior, Blame, future outlook, FutureCraft, habits, mental health, mindset, optimism, personal development, positive mindset, procrastination, productivity, Psychology, research, self-admonishment, severe procrastinators, study, Time, Time management, well-being, worries

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8773	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA STOP PROCRASTINATIN’! WE GOT DA SECRET TO BEATIN’ DA BAD HABIT – JUST BE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT DA FUTURE, DUH!

WE GOT CRAZY STORIES ‘BOUT PLAYERS WHO JOINED AND SUDDENLY STARTED FINISHIN’ PROJECTS LEFT N’ RIGHT! ONE GUY BUILT A WHOLE CASTLE IN A DAY, ANOTHER MADE A WORKING ROCKET SHIP TO DA MOON!

SO IF U WANNA KICK PROCRASTINATION’S BUTT, JOIN US AND START BUILDIN’ YOUR FUTURE TODAY! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🚀🏰🌕

Modern Chaos: Anarchy Gone Wild! 1.20.4 Java Edition

1.20.4, Anarchy, Bans, Chaos, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Donate, Edition, Empires, Exploration, Hacks, Hate Speech, java, Lag-free, MODERN, mutes, nether roof, Resets, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant, Wasteland, Wild, world border

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	54
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Discover a vast 3×3 million block world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.
Explore and exploit the nether roof.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any bans on the server?	No, there are no bans on the server. Only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.
Is the server reset ever?	No, the server never resets.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is modern-anarchy.org
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, there are no vanilla-altering plugins on the server.
Is there a world border on the server?	Yes, there is a 3×3 million block world border on the server.

BoobCraft Minecraft Server

adolescence Breast development, body changes, body confidence Teenage years, body development, body positivity, BoobCraft, Boobs, breast size, female body, growing pains, growing up, growth, hormonal changes, maturing, Minecraft, physical changes, puberty, self esteem, self-image Body transformation, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I grew boobs! That’s right, I logged in one day and suddenly I had a pair of glorious man boobs. Join us for the chance to witness this miracle and maybe even grow your own set of Minecraft boobs. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Truth Minecraft Server

Anti, blocky, Board, cahoots, Community, controversy, faggotry, funny, gimmick, humor, inb4, internet, Let it go, Minecraft, Nash, Nashposting, POSTERS, PRO, Server, the truth, Truth, Wolfie, Working, Years

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where Nashposting is not only allowed, but encouraged! Forget about those other servers where 90% of the players ignore your faggotry – here, we embrace it with open arms.

And guess what? There’s no wolfie here to rain on your parade. Pro and anti Nash posters are all in cahoots and working together to create the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	795263
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	854	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

We promise you won’t have to lend any diamonds to your fellow players, and if you do, they’ll actually pay you back! Plus, if you ever need a break from your significant other, just log on and build yourself a fortress to keep them out.

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for spending money on in-game purchases, because on our server, we encourage it! Trade in your virtual car for a dragon mount, buy some enchanted armor, or splurge on a pet creeper – the possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your partner about who pays for dinner.

BrotherlyMansplainNoMore

biological term, BrotherlyMansplainNoMore, falling out, Females, feminist issue, feminist theory, gender identities, less privileged, lived experience, male privilege, mansplaining, offensive term, olive branches, professional expertise, professional women, reproductive capacities, unintentionally misogynist, unintentionally racist, white privilege

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8619
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that values feminism and fights against misogyny? Look no further! Join our server where we don’t tolerate calling professional women “females” because we know the power of words.

Our server is so feminist, even the creepers respect women’s expertise and lived experiences. We don’t mansplain here, we listen and learn from each other.

Join us and be part of a community that stands up against misogyny and educates others about male privilege. And hey, if you need to settle a disagreement with your brother about gender equality, bring him along too! Who knows, maybe a Minecraft building competition will help mend those broken family ties.

So come on over to our server and let’s smash the patriarchy together, one block at a time!

RegretCraft

carpe diem, embracing change, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, life choices, living with no regrets, looking back, Making amends, missed opportunities, moving forward, never doing, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, seizing the moment, self improvement, Taking Risks

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	170	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Potions Brewed:	167

Do you regret never joining a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks that shoot lasers, and taming a pet dragon that farts fireballs.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely out of cake, where the villagers are actually friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and diamonds are as common as dirt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!