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7Cubes – 1.21 Crossplay Minecraft server

7Cubes, Adventure, banner, classic, Community, console, Creative, crossplay, description, Economy, Empty, Events, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Dupe, ONLINE, PC, Phone, Pirate, Play, Private, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crops Grown:	6798
Dragon Eggs Found:	2179	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Villages Defended:	16

You can play from PC, phone and console.

Classic server, website and description: https://7cubes.ru/classic/

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Noob Minecraft Server – I can’t play this game because it…

10 gaming, 11. mental health, 12. bizarre, 13. irrational fear, 14. gaming community, 15. judgment, 16. strange, 17. anxiety, 18. gaming culture, 19. fish phobia, 2. game, 20. ridiculous, 3. fish, 4. hate, 5. thinking, 6. wrong, 7. video game, 8. irrational, 9. phobia, Can’t play, Game, IT, Minecraft, noob, Play, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being haunted by a fish you hate in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about that pesky fish ruining your gameplay again. Our server is fish-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any aquatic enemies lurking around.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a friendly giant who roams the lands offering players valuable loot and resources. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a building competition, he will grant you three wishes. So sharpen your building skills and get ready for the ultimate showdown!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to protect our players from griefers and trolls. So rest easy knowing that your creations are safe and sound under the watchful eyes of our llama guardians.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly giant or learn the ways of llama-fu. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind server!

PumpkinSpiceLatte Minecraft SMP

ATH, btc, bull market, community dynamics, conspiracy theories, cryptocurrency, cult mentality, dogecoin, fud, Investment, investor behavior, LINK holders, LONG-TERM OUTLOOK., market analysis, market manipulation, market psychology, Minecraft, performance comparison, price prediction, PumpkinSpiceLatte, rationalization, risk assessment, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of the server economy, just like the rollercoaster ride of Dogecoin prices.

Imagine a world where diamonds are worth more than gold, and players will do anything to get their hands on them. Will the cult of diamond hoarders finally fall apart when prices skyrocket to $25 per block? Or will they spin it as a win and blame it on the Illuminati?

With BTC hitting $150k, who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on our server. Will there be new boogeymen lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious resources? Join us and find out in this wacky, unpredictable world of Minecraft madness!

Late Long Nights

artifact weapons, balance, bigger community, Combat, Community, custom content, custom mods, Exploration, Magic, Modpack, player leveling system, Players, Prominence, PvE, PvP, Quests, Season, Soundtrack, Survival, talent tree, Tech, upgrade trees

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Potions Brewed:	117
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Void Gems Collected:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

SEASON 15! We are now on our 15th season and we are doing a Prominence || Modpack! We are always looking for more players and a bigger community!

A fully powered up modpack, with balance between Combat, Exploration, Magic and Tech, and Custom Content! Giving you all mods to enjoy! Whatever you like, let it be Combat, Tech, Exploration or Magic, you will not miss out on it A Lot of Custom Content! Ranging from quests, to a player leveling system, fully custom talent tree, powerful unique artifact weapons with their own upgrade trees, custom mods made for the modpack, and an original soundtrack! +MORE!

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Epic Fight Arena

action-oriented, animations, battle royale, Classes, Combat Mechanics, epic fight, fighting strategies, fighting styles, game modes, Intense battles, king of the hill, KitPvP, PvP, Soulslike, Special Attacks, stamina management, tactical combat, Unique abilities

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

“Epic Fight Arena” is a PvP-focused Minecraft server built around the Epic Fight mod, which overhauls Minecraft’s combat mechanics by adding complex fighting styles and animations. The mod brings a more action-oriented, “soulslike” combat experience.

In our server players can engage in intense PvP battles using different classes, special attacks, and unique abilities.

The server itself offers various game modes, including KitPvP, where players can pick pre-set kits with unique gear and abilities, Battle Royale, King of The Hill, and many more.

It’s tailored for players who enjoy tactical combat with additional depth, from managing stamina during battles to utilizing different fighting strategies depending on their class or weapons.

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Falling for Blocks Minecraft Server

24 years later, avoid scams, beware of scams, blocks, fake scams, Falling, falling for fake scams, falling for scams, fantasy scams, fantasy scams continue, internet scams, long term scams, Minecraft, Never Change, online scams, people falling for scams, return to fantasy, scam alert, scam prevention, scam victims, Scam Warning, Scams, Server, still falling

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Animals Bred:	135	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	936	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of falling for fake scams in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only scam you’ll fall for is the one where we promise you’ll have too much fun!

Imagine this: after 24 years of searching, you finally stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a world where fantasy is reality. Dragons roam the skies, unicorns prance through meadows, and creepers… well, they still explode, but at least they’re colorful!

Join us on our server where you can build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find that elusive pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. And hey, if you get scammed by a sneaky leprechaun along the way, at least it’ll be a hilarious story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fantasy begin! Just watch out for those pesky scamming pixies…

The Girl with the Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP

2011, adaptation, crime, daniel craig, Dark, David Fincher, Diamond, DISAPPOINTING, girl, hot, INTENSE, Lisbeth Salander, Mikael Blomkvist, Minecraft, movie review, Mystery, Pickaxe, rape scene, Rooney Mara, second half, sharted, smp, Stieg Larsson, the girl with the dragon tattoo, Thriller

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	8179
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs out of their butts. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where players can participate in intense dance battles to determine who gets the last piece of cake. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky butt kicked)!

PlayerFun MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	565
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

PlayerFun MC is a small, brand new server, where we want to be together. Attributes/Features are… – Survival SMP – Cross platform support! – Daily Backups – 24/7 Always on server + DDOS Protected – Economy + Shop system – Loads Of Land Ready To Be Built On! – No Grief Plugins/Rules, we trust that these plugins will be a last resort – No Land Claim – Keep inventory – Small friendly community with endless possibilities!

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InfiniteLands

Afk, always, Awesome, Events, InfiniteLands, Join, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, on, OWNER, Server, Someone, soon, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Votes:	8183	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Chimeras Created:	4

Please, join! most of the time someone is always on! (besides the owner being afk) (also we have events!!)

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Unify Mankind Minecraft Server

Collective consciousness, collective unity, Global community, Global cooperation, global harmony, global oneness, global solidarity, global understanding, Harmonious Coexistence, Human Connection, human unification, humanity united, Mankind, Minecraft, one world, peace on Earth, Server, unify, united humanity, Unity, universal love, world peace, world unity, worldwide peace

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to unify mankind through the power of blocks and pixels! Join us as we embark on epic quests to bring peace and harmony to the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of building incredible structures using only their hooves. Witness their architectural genius and maybe even learn a thing or two from these woolly wonders.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics and logic? Hold on tight as you zoom through the skies and experience thrills like never before.

So come join us on our quest to unite mankind and have a laugh along the way. Who knew that Minecraft could be so wacky and wonderful?