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OverpricedCraft

affordable, Alternative, brand name, budget-friendly, cost effective, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, frugal, high end, Imitation, knockoff, luxury, Overpriced, OverpricedCraft, Premium, Quality, savings, Splurge, Unnecessary, Value

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so epic that even diamonds are jealous of our awesomeness. For just $100, you can join a community where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve has a secret side hustle as a professional llama whisperer. Why settle for a $50 or $20 server when you can experience the insanity of our world for just a Benjamin? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere).

ClimateCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

Ads, advertising, blocks, Censorship, climate change, ClimateCraft, controversial topics, digital advertising, environmental issues, facebook, global warming, Marketing, Media, News, Online platforms, policy, Promoting, rejects, sensitive topics, Social Issues, social media, Stories

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17

lol so like u know how facebook is all like “no ads about climate change cuz it’s too sensitive” well guess what, our minecraft server is all about climate change baby!! join us and u can build ur own renewable energy sources like wind turbines and solar panels. u can even create ur own virtual protests against deforestation and pollution. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil corporations trying to silence ur environmental message. come join us and fight for a greener minecraft world!! #savetheblocks

CelebSkinnyCraft

celebrity impersonator, celebrity lookalike, CelebSkinnyCraft, doppelganger, double take, Fame, famous doppelganger, famous lookalike, famous person, Identity, impersonation, media attention, mistaken for celebrity, mistaken identity, Notoriety, paparazzi, public figure, public image, recognition, resemblance, spotlight

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2

so, join our epic minecraft server and escape the paparazzi! we have secret hideouts and disguise kits to help you blend in with the mobs. plus, our custom skins will make you look like a creeper or enderman, so no one will suspect a thing!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. embark on a quest to track down this mythical creature and reap the rewards!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer all who stand in your way.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies!

ShockwaveCraft: Heart Regen

Cardiac Surgery, cardiovascular disease, clinical trial, Heart, heart health, heart regeneration, heart surgery, heart tissue, improve heart pumping function, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, medical technology, non-invasive therapy, patient recovery, Patients, post-surgery, REGEN, regenerate heart cells, regenerative medicine, shockwave therapy, ShockwaveCraft, shockwaves, Space hairdryer

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like using a space hairdryer to regenerate your heart cells after surgery? Well, look no further, cuz we got shockwaves up in here that will have your heart pumping like never before!

Our clinical trial proved that shockwave therapy not only regenerates heart tissue, but also improves heart pumping function in patients. And guess what? We’re bringing that same energy to our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate heart-pumping adventure as you battle mobs, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most electrifying Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious shockwave action! Let’s get this party started, gamers! WOOOOOO!

WebM LOLZ Minecraft Server

amusing, chuckling, comedy, Digital Media, Entertainment, funny, ha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, Laughter, lolz, meme, Minecraft, online content, Server, social media, video clip, viral video, web entertainment, web humor, webm

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mines Excavated:	2141
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding TNT, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SerkisCraft Minecraft Server

andy serkis, apolitical, dangerous game, Decision making, Europe, Felix Kersten, Heinrich Himmler, hitler, Holocaust, influence, medical masseuse, medical skills, Minecraft, personal doctor, s&s, save lives, SerkisCraft, Server, The Man With The Miraculous Hands, third reich, War, woody harrelson

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	4153
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Andy Serkis playing Himmler opposite Woody Harrelson in ‘The Man With The Miraculous Hands’? Look no further! Our server is set in a 1939 alternate universe where Felix Kersten, a medical masseuse, becomes Himmler’s personal doctor and saves the day with his magical hands.

Join us as we reenact this epic tale in Minecraft form! Use your medical skills as a weapon, influence decision making at the highest level, and turn Himmler against Hitler to save thousands of lives. It’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on down and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join now and be a part of the craziest story ever told in the Minecraft universe!

RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional intelligence, family conflict, gender equality, Gender Roles, household chores, household etiquette, hygiene, Maturity, menstruation, Minecraft, parenting, period blood, personal space, RedstoneSisterCleanUp, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage drama

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JobBlockerCraft

aita, Degree, Feedback, job application, Job Interview, job opportunity, job prospects, job referral, Job Search, JobBlockerCraft, lying on application, partners friends bf, Recommendation, Recruitment, uk, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	6605
Zombie Dances:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and hard work! Unlike some people in the real world, we don’t tolerate laziness or dishonesty here.

Join us if you want to escape the drama of unemployed boyfriends who can’t be bothered to apply for jobs and instead rely on others to do the work for them. We promise not to recommend you for any jobs you’re not qualified for, but we will provide a fun and supportive community for you to thrive in.

Don’t let your Minecraft adventures be tainted by shady characters who try to use others for their own gain. Come play with us and leave the drama at the door! And remember, always give credit where credit is due – especially when it comes to job applications. 😂🎮 #MinecraftDrama #JobApplicationGate #JoinUsToday

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Crafty, ladies, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	234	Alien Abductions:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Hey gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building with… unconventional materials.

Need some inspiration? Just ask our resident expert who once built a giant castle using only diamond pickaxes! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite tool for building… 😉

BlockyTimeTravel

BlockyTimeTravel, choose, Curiosity, Events, Experience, firsthand, hidden, historical, History, Impactful, moment, Observation, past, perspective, Secrets, Significant, time period, time travel, unnoticed observer, why, Witness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Potions Brewed:	119	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Emeralds Found:	3279	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ores Mined:	1198
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has a time machine! That’s right, you can witness any moment in history firsthand, but as an unnoticed observer.

Imagine creeping around in the background of the Battle of Thermopylae, watching Leonidas kick some Persian butt without anyone even knowing you’re there. Or how about chilling with Cleopatra as she seduces Julius Caesar? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our time machine is glitchy as heck, so you might accidentally end up in some wacky situations. Like that time we sent a player back to the Jurassic period and they had to fend off a T-Rex with nothing but a wooden sword. Good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through history – just don’t blame us if you end up accidentally causing the fall of Rome or something. It’s all part of the fun, right?