Dead Soldier MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PartyBetrayedNKorea

dead soldier, political intrigue, Diary, Ukrainian forces, Military

so, liek, u kno how ukraine and north korea r like, not bffs? well, get this – sum ukrainian forces found a diary of a dead north korean soldier and they were like “omg, we gotta tell the world about dis!” so they published it. but get this, the diary was all about how the soldier betrayed his own party and was like, “lol screw u guys, imma do my own thing.” it was cray cray, man. so if u wanna join a minecraft server as wild and unpredictable as this story, then come join us! we got crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some diary readings if u lucky. so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

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FartCraft Minecraft Server

humor, bodily function, Mystery, Blame, Minecraft

Welcome to the most gas-tastic Minecraft server around! Our server is so full of flatulence that you’ll be wondering “who farted?” at every turn. But don’t worry, these farts aren’t just stinky – they’re magical!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself flying through the air on a cloud of fart gas, battling enemies with explosive farts, and even using farts to power your machines. Our community is full of fart enthusiasts who will welcome you with open arms (and open butt cheeks).

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a fart-powered unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Or explore a world made entirely of fart clouds and butt-shaped mountains? Only on our server, of course!

So come on over and join us for a gas-tastic adventure that will leave you laughing (and maybe gagging) for days. Just remember to bring your gas mask – things can get pretty stinky around here!

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BayernCraft Server: RIP Bayern

controversy in sports, Soccer, racism, european football, Bayern

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about footballing-wise and racially… wait, what? That’s right, on our server, you can join epic football matches where you kick around a giant soccer ball made out of diamond blocks! And don’t worry, we have a strict policy of racial equality, so all players are treated equally no matter what block they’re made of.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can race around the map on pigback while wearing ridiculous costumes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players dressed as chickens racing each other on pigs.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures!

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RichFriend’sRestaurant Minecraft Server

shopping, vacation, Tab, expensive items, pub crawl

Are you tired of being the designated ATM for your friends? Do you feel like you’re constantly funding everyone else’s lavish lifestyle while they leave you high and dry on your special day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being the ‘rich friend’ again!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft mogul, where your virtual wealth knows no bounds. Build the biggest, most extravagant mansion, ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts, and shower your friends with emerald blocks just because you can. No more awkward bill-splitting or feeling guilty for having more diamonds than everyone else – on our server, you’re the king of bling!

And if anyone dares to ask you to cover their tab before you log off, just unleash a creeper army on them and watch as they run for the hills. No more being taken advantage of – it’s your time to shine (literally, with all those glowstone blocks you’ll have)!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being the ‘rich friend’ isn’t a burden, it’s a badge of honor. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only limit to your wealth is your imagination (and maybe a few stacks of gold blocks).

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GirlGamerInheritanceDenied

parental conflict, family dynamics, emotional manipulation, Emotional Abuse, female empowerment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs – all while avoiding the wrath of your virtual mother!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being recorded for not showering or having your words twisted against you. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any family drama getting in the way.

And hey, if you ever need to escape from the chaos of your own family, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic wedding venue, you might just earn an invite to your own virtual wedding – no crazy family members allowed!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs inheritance money when you can have a virtual kingdom to rule? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – because in this world, the only thing that matters is having a good time!

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CelebNotDead Minecraft Server

alive, still alive, alive celebrities, mistaken death, popular culture

Have you ever been so shocked to find out a celebrity is still alive that you fell off your diamond throne in Minecraft? Well, get ready to have your mind blown even more on our server! We’ve got so many celebrities who were thought to be dead but are actually alive and playing Minecraft with us. From Elvis Presley to Tupac Shakur, you never know who you might run into while mining for diamonds. Join now and maybe you’ll even get a virtual autograph from your favorite “deceased” celeb!

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RedstoneRuskiGOP

global politics, RedstoneRuskiGOP, us politics, Putin’s Agenda, pro-Russia

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server where the Republican party is actually a group of Russian villagers who just want to trade potatoes for diamonds! Who needs political drama when you can have a llama army instead? Join now and experience the craziest crossover event since Herobrine met Santa Claus!

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Minecraft Matchmaker Server

marriage decline, demographic crisis, cultural norms, modern lifestyle, government intervention.

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz japan is like, begging people to get married, but, like, who needs a spouse when you can have a minecraft server, amirite? like, forget about the population crisis, we got creeper explosions and diamond mining to worry about. plus, we got this crazy story about a player who built a giant sushi roll out of blocks and now it’s the most popular tourist attraction in the game. so, like, join now and help us create a virtual japan that’s way cooler than the real one. let’s get married to minecraft, baby!

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AbramsVsRussianTanks

comparison, strength, War, Combat, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where US-made Abrams tanks are better than Russia’s best tanks in the war, and it’s not even close!

we have epic battles where players ride tanks into battle and duke it out for supremacy. imagine rolling over your enemies in a massive tank while blasting them with your cannon – it’s the ultimate power trip!

our server is so intense that even the Ukrainian commander himself would be impressed. he’s seen it all, and he knows that our server is where the real action is at.

so what are you waiting for? join now and show off your tank skills in the most epic minecraft server around. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CookieCraftLand

user preferences, ad targeting, ANNOYING, CookieCraftLand, browser settings

are you tired of having to click that stupid cookie button every time you visit a website? well, do we have the server for you! join us and never worry about cookies again, because we have a cookie monster who eats them all before they can bother you! plus, our personalized advertisements are so on point, they’ll make you question if the server is reading your mind. come join us and experience the most mind-blowing, cookie-eating, ad-targeting fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!

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