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MorningMobsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	190
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Waking up and realizing you’re not on our epic Minecraft SMP server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing bandits, and a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats (yes, really). Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate block-building master and conquer our crazy challenges like building a rollercoaster out of obsidian or creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig. Trust us, your day will never be the same once you join our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Elak’s World: Where we pretend to be productive in a virtual economy while surviving together!

Adventure, BUILD, Conquer, Conquest, Custom Map, detailed market system, Discord, DOMINATE, Dynamic world, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Friends, in-game economy, Legacy, multiplayer, PRETEND, Productive, Rich world, Roleplay, SURVIVE, Surviving, Thrive, towny system, Tribes, virtual, world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	382078
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

World of Elak Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Survival Gameplay Towny System Custom Discord Map Economy Tribes

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can find the server IP and other information in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a town or tribe?	You can choose to play solo or join a town/tribe as you prefer.
Is the economy system complex?	Yes, the economy system is detailed with a market system that requires strategy.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for guidelines.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

DECEMBER, FIRED, freedom, job loss, lazy day, LazyCraft, Minecraft, NEET, Nothing, Relaxation, relaxation time, Relief, self-care, Server, stress free, stress relief, taking a break, time off, unemployed, unemployed bliss, unemployed life, unemployment, wagie job

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape reality? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and say goodbye to your wagie job and hello to endless hours of blocky fun. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about being a responsible adult. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds grow on trees here! So come join us and become the ultimate NEET champion of Minecraft!

TNTsarThermalNukeMC SMP

100 miles away, 150 miles away, 35 miles away, 36-mile radius, blast vaporization, catastrophic effects, cold war, damaged buildings, Destruction, Fallout, global impact, nuclear warfare, radiation, russia, severe damage, Severny, smp, tasar thermal nuclear bombs, TNTsarThermalNukeMC, Tsar Bomba, uninhabited village, Usa

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the explosions are bigger than the Tsar Bomba! Join us if you want to witness insane levels of destruction and chaos like never before. Our server is so wild that even creepers are scared to spawn here!

We’ve got players who can craft nukes in-game and blow up entire villages just for fun. The devastation is so epic that even the Ender Dragon would be impressed. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad scientist and wreak havoc on our virtual world.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a TNT trap might be waiting for you around the corner or when a giant explosion will rock the entire server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

DaycareCraft: ToddlerTakedown

active toddler, AITAH, burnt out parents, clingy toddler, Cultural differences, daycare concerns, DaycareCraft, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, language confusion, language development, mental health, online school, parent guilt., parenting struggles, sending my toddler to daycare, survival mode, toddler care, ToddlerTakedown, work-life balance

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2318
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Zombie Dances:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	7367
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Potions Brewed:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from judgmental relatives and their unsolicited advice. No more worrying about language confusion or being accused of imprisoning your child in daycare.

On our server, you can focus on building your dream world, without any interference from family members trying to dictate your parenting choices. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of balancing work, school, and parenting.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.

SMP Money Grind – Minecraft SMP

budgeting, emergency fund, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, future plans, grind, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, personal finance, Retirement, SAVING, saving up, short term savings, smart spending, smp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned emeralds on boring things like enchanted gear and potions? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is actually slime balls because why not?

We have a secret underground slime farm run by a team of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. They’ll trade you slime balls for the most ridiculous items like cooked chicken wearing a top hat or a diamond sword that sings show tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must follow a trail of exploding sheep to find the hidden loot. Trust us, it’s worth it when you uncover a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and start saving up your slime balls for the most absurd items you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes?

CraftyApocalypse

CraftyApocalypse, downfall of society, societal collapse, societal decay, societal decline, societal downfall, societal downfall analysis, societal downfall causes, societal downfall consequences, societal downfall debate, societal downfall discussion, societal downfall future, societal downfall impact, societal downfall predictions, societal downfall prevention, societal downfall reflections, societal downfall solutions, societal downfall warning signs, societal issues, Societal Problems

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat.

The downfall of our society? Pfft, who cares about that when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build towering castles, battle fierce dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and experience the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT

Accountability, anti-semitism, Australian Jews, BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT, breach of trust, consequences, cyberbullying, discrimination, Doxxing, Ethics, Hate Speech, investigative reporting, Journalism, journalism ethics, legal action, legal consequences, media responsibility, NYT, online harassment, privacy violation, reporter

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crops Grown:	2434
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world! plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who tries to grief our builds. also, did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? join now or risk missing out on the adventure of a lifetime!

MineFort Server – Where Minecraft meets Fortnite

Absolute Doom, afk strat, battle royale, Bus Stations, chapter 5, Competitive Details, european union, fast travel, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, free skin, Inferno Island, Ios, karol g, lego fortnite, Marvel Hero, meets, Minecraft, MineFort, Mission Alerts, Quests, rocket racing, season 4, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, Sir Beurre Back Bling, Stats, The Operator

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 4: Absolute Doom! Complete quests, check out your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane online store – because why not?

Feeling lazy? No worries! We’ve got an AFK strat pastebin that will blow your mind and have you dominating the game without even trying. And don’t forget about our Season XP Leveling Pace – it’s so fast, you’ll be leveling up like a pro in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Be a Marvel Hero in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 5 Season 4 and travel the Champion’s Road to victory. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about blazing past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island? It’s a thrill ride like no other!

And guess what? LEGO Fortnite v30.40 is here, and you can use Bus Stations to fast travel around the map. It’s like a dream come true for all you speed demons out there.

But that’s not all – Fortnite is even returning to iOS in the European Union, with free skins and items up for grabs. Plus, sign up for survey emails and receive the Free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours. It’s like Christmas came early!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Fortnite Crew July – The Operator! Don’t miss out on all the fun – see you in the game!

Minecraft SMP – F8G0ALT3R

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	192	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the winner gets a diamond crown and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week!

Explore our custom-built Lostbelt No.42024, where you can summon crazy creatures and repair singularities with the power of friendship (and TNT)!

We’re celebrating 21 million downloads with a Space Ishtar summon, where you can ride a rocket ship to victory and blast your enemies into outer space!

Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!

PupBlockerHusbandNoDog

adult life, Agreement, air filters, allergic, baby gate, cat-free, Cats, dangle carrot, dog, goalpost, husband, moving in together, Promise, PupBlockerHusbandNoDog, Rainbow bridge, resentful, Resentment, sacrifice, senior cat, small dog, Upset

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4018	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of making sacrifices for your partner’s allergies? Do you dream of having a furry companion that doesn’t trigger sneezing fits? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the real world where your partner’s promises of getting a dog are as elusive as finding diamonds in the Nether. On our server, you can have all the virtual pets you want without any allergies holding you back.

Imagine a world where you can have a whole army of dogs, cats, and even mythical creatures like unicorns and dragons. No more waiting for your partner to fulfill their promise of getting you a dog – here, you can have a whole pack of them by your side as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream virtual home.

So why wait for your partner to come through on their promise when you can have it all in our Minecraft server? Join us now and let your imagination run wild with all the pets you could ever want!