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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1952 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
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