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CraftyKremlinWarz

Analysis, Assessment, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, Crisis, dead end, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, military intelligence, pentagon, russia, SECURITY, Situation, strategy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	1750	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s like, so epic, bro. Like, the Pentagon intelligence is all up in arms about it, saying it’s the next big thing in the world of gaming.

They’re like, “Russia’s war against Ukraine is heading to a dead end, but this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, yo.”

I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond sword. And get this, the pigs can shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Not only that, but there’s a secret underground base where you can hang out with Elon Musk and brainstorm ideas for the next big invention.

So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most insane Minecraft server ever, you better join now before it’s too late. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

EarlyDrive Minecraft Server

alcohol is poison, asian dude, bug language, car accident, dead end, driving home, driving team roster, drunk driver, early morning, EarlyDrive, gangstalk, gangstalking, Minecraft, neutral gear, night of drugs, open bottle of liquor, passed out, Recruitment, Server, skilled drunk driver, slumped over, tinted windows

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunk driver crashing into a ditch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with gangstalking, drunk drivers, and questionable decisions!

Picture this: you’re driving home after a night of partying and you come across a car with a passed out Asian dude inside. What do you do? Well, if you were on our server, you’d probably steal his keys, his bottle of liquor, and push his car across the street just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got bug languages, drunk driving teams, and hilarious mishaps that will keep you entertained for hours. Who needs a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly insane experience?

So come on over and join the chaos! Just remember, alcohol may be poison for bugs, but it’s pure entertainment for us on this server. See you there!

BuddyBucks Minecraft Server

Borrowing, BuddyBucks, ethical dilemma, financial assistance, financial decision-making, financial favors, financial responsibility, financial support, financial trust, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, Generosity, helping friends, lending money, loaning money, Minecraft, moral obligation, peer pressure, personal finance, Repayment, Server, trustworthiness

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about lending money to friends again! Our virtual economy is so booming, your friends will be begging YOU for diamonds instead of cash. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find its hidden coop. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your wild adventure today!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Votes:	1918	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server and discover the answer to life’s greatest mystery: What song do you think we all automatically know? Rumor has it that if you listen closely while mining for diamonds, you can hear the sweet melodies of this legendary tune echoing through the caves. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are all secretly pop music aficionados. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the universe while building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out on our server like never before!

CraftyConvictsMC

Conscientious objectors, consequences, Consequences of refusal, CraftyConvictsMC, criminal cases, draft dodging, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal, legal actions, legal consequences, Military, military duty, military service, national service, prosecution, Refusal to serve, russia, Russian law, Russian media

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5796
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Farms Harvested:	642
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Russian military can’t handle it? Well, look no further, cuz we got more than 10,000 criminal cases opened in Russia for refusal to serve in military – Russian media!

Join our server and dodge the draft like a pro while building epic castles and battling mobs with your squad. Who needs the military when you can be a Minecraft warrior, am I right?

So come on down and join the chaos! Just make sure to watch your back for any Russian military officials trying to drag you away from your epic gaming adventures. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

$1 Store? More like $10 Store!

affordable finds, bargain hunting, budget shopping, budget-friendly products, cheap shopping, cost-effective shopping, deals and steals, discount shopping, discount stores, dollar store finds, dollar stores, economical purchases, frugal living, inexpensive goods, low cost items, low price items, money saving tips, savvy shopping, Store, thrifty shopping, wallet-friendly purchases

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

yo, dis server be like a dollar store on crack, cuz we got all da goodies for just $1! imagine gettin’ a diamond sword for a freakin’ dollar, dat’s unheard of in da Minecraft world.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who are actually really good at beatboxing. join our server and witness the sickest zombie beatboxing concert of your life, all for just $1 entry fee.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, Larry is a straight-up legend in our server. join us and witness the majestic llama in action, all for just $1.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, all for just $1. trust me, it’s worth every penny.

SkiNoob Minecraft Server

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, Beginner, bucket list, cold weather, first time, Minecraft, Mountain, mountain peak, new experience, outdoor activity, Server, Ski Resort, ski trip, skiing, SkiNoob, Snow, snowy adventure, snowy slopes, Thrill, untouched snow, Winter, winter wonderland

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like skiing on top of a mountain for the first time – exhilarating and full of surprises!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through treacherous terrain, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like riding a pig into battle or building a castle out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Sylux Slaying Minecraft Server

action, Alien, battle, bounty hunter, Combat, First Person Shooter, galactic federation, hunt, I’M GONNA KILL SYLUX, kill, metroid, Minecraft, Mission, Nintendo, Revenge, Server, Shooter, slaying, Space, Sylux, Vendetta, video game, War

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	288
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join in on the epic quest to take down the notorious player, Sylux! Legend has it that Sylux has been griefing villages and stealing all the cake in sight. But fear not, brave warriors, for together we shall vanquish this villain and restore peace to the land!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots hidden somewhere in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show Sylux who’s boss!

Pants2TightCraft

Black community, changing clothes, child’s discomfort, child’s well-being, clothing fit, clothing size, clothing size up, CUBBY, Cultural differences, inappropriate clothing, infant-pre-k teacher, pants too tight, Pants2TightCraft, parent communication, parent response, Potty training, schoolbag, student comfort, teacher concern, uncomfortable clothes, underwear too tight

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a thriving community of players who know the importance of wearing the right size pants and underwear! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through the world of blocky wonders.

Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you must find the legendary pants and underwear that fit juuuust right. Rumor has it, they grant you the power of infinite comfort and style!

But beware, there are some players who believe in the ancient tradition of wearing clothes that are too small. They roam the server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. Will you stand up for proper sizing and join the fight for fashion justice?

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most pants-tastic adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knew that the world of Minecraft could be so stylish and snug?

RainbowCraft: LGBTQ Warriors

legal rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ legal rights, LGBTQ legal rights Ukraine, LGBTQ rally, LGBTQ rally Ukraine, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights Ukraine, LGBTQ soldiers, LGBTQ soldiers rally, LGBTQ soldiers Ukraine, LGBTQ Ukraine, RainbowCraft, Rally, soldiers, Ukraine, Ukraine legal rights, Ukraine LGBTQ, Ukraine rally, Ukraine soldiers, Warriors

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ores Mined:	9241
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got several hundred LGBTQ soldiers in Ukraine rallying for legal rights! I know, right? Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit? These soldiers are building rainbow bridges and fighting for equality while slaying creepers and zombies. It’s like a Pride parade meets a battle royale, but with blocks and pickaxes. Join us and be part of this epic revolution for LGBTQ rights in the virtual world. Let’s show those skeletons and spiders who’s boss!

SufferCraft2021

Adversity, anger, attitude, comparison, criticism, emotions, envy, Expectations, Jealousy, judgment, mad, mental health, misunderstanding, Perception, relationships, Resentment, resilience, self compassion, self-care, SufferCraft2021, Suffering

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Potions Brewed:	112	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

so, like, you know how some peeps are all like, “why ain’t you sufferin’ like we thought you would?” well, forget about them losers and come join our epic minecraft server! we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out sick dance moves.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang in town. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon or a magical wand that turns your enemies into chickens.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your stuff. and don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like parkour racing on flying carpets or spleef battles on a giant ice cream sundae.

so, forget about those haters and come join our minecraft server where the only suffering you’ll be doing is from laughing too hard at all the crazy fun we have. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Citadel SMP

Anarchy, Announcements, Citadel SMP, Community, Discord, Environment, Griefing, killing, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	4902	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Dimension Hops:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Welcome to Citadel SMP. We are a small, completely vanilla server. This isn’t anarchy, but you are allowed to grief, kill and destroy the environment as long as you don’t hack. Join our Discord to see updates, announcements, and stay connected with the community!

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