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LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ores Mined:	1733
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4861

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

PixelLiverDamage – Minecraft Server

air quality, environmental health, environmental pollution, fatty liver disease, health risks, liver damage, liver diseases, liver function, liver health, liver health risks, low-level traffic air pollution, metabolic disorders, metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, Minecraft, PixelLiverDamage, pollution effects, pollution research, public health, Server, study in mice, traffic pollution, Traffic-related air pollution

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the air pollution is so low-level that it actually gives you superpowers! forget about boring old liver damage, on our server, the only damage you’ll be getting is from all the fun you’ll be having!

we’ve got mice running around with metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, but don’t worry, they’re just there to add to the chaos and make things more interesting. who knew that traffic-related air pollution could lead to such wild adventures in the world of minecraft?

so come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your liver saved by the power of low-level air pollution!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Void Gems Collected:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Bisexual, Boundaries, campus sightings, Communication, Conflict, ex-friend, friendship drama, FriendshipCraft, LGBTQ relationships, middle school drama, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self reflection, Server, STALKING, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	298	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being accused of stalking your ex-friend and ruining their relationship!

Imagine the chaos of navigating through accusations and misunderstandings while trying to mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who continues to cause drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual drama llama pet to accompany you on your adventures. Watch as it spits out drama and causes chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

BlockBreakUpCraft

Alone Time, attachment issues, BlockBreakupCraft, boyfriend behavior, Clingy Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constant texting, emotional attachment, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Emotional support, healthy relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, self-care, setting boundaries, Stress Management

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy boyfriends and obsessive texters! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own virtual space where no one can bother you with constant “I miss you” messages.

On our server, you can enjoy your alone time without any interruptions from needy partners. Build a fortress of solitude and relax in peace, knowing that no one will be stressing out about not being with you 24/7.

Don’t worry about comforting anyone or dealing with their attitude, just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring the endless possibilities of our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in this world, you’re the one in control!

Fusion Fun Zone – 180 Mil°F

#1, 006 seconds, 180 million°F, artificial sun, Breakthrough, China, clean energy, ENERGY, experimental reactor, Fun, Fusion, fusion reaction, innovation, Milf, nuclear fusion, Plasma, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, scientific achievement, sun simulator, sustainable, Technology, Zone

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	8456	Farms Harvested:	450

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s hotter than china’s ‘artificial sun’? well, u in luck cuz our server is lit af, literally! we set nuclear fusion records every day, running for 1,006 seconds at a scorching 180 million°F! join us if u wanna experience the heat of the sun while building epic structures and battling mobs. don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to be part of the hottest server in town!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, broad shouldered troon, child predator discord, Enigma, female only spaces, female only sports, feminism, insecure, libershart feminist, Lipstick, male tranny, mindbroken, pajeets, potential rape, Realms, restroom sharing, roastaloids, roasties, shield of simps, trannies, Trump ban troons, unibrow, vulnerable state, women discomfort, xey/xem intruder

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Join our Minecraft server where we let child predator discord trannies roam free! Imagine the chaos as they take over female only spaces and dominate in sports! Picture the horror on the faces of uppity roasties as they have to share a restroom with a troon putting on lipstick! It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but so right at the same time. Trump, please don’t ban troons – they’re the only thing keeping uppity roastoids in check! Join now for a wild ride of gender-bending madness!