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  • 0b0t Legacy – Join Now!

    0b0t Legacy – Join Now!

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    0b0t Minecraft Server

    Come join this 2b2t clone. It’s kinda dead now. There’s some history here, but people left after 2021. We’ll welcome you at spawn 🙂 Also, idiots are on top, by the way.

    0b0t.org

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Revive & Survive: Dead Chat

    Revive & Survive: Dead Chat

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    🌟Welcome to the Most Outrageously Ridiculous Minecraft Server Ever!🌟

    Prepare your pickaxes and beds because we aren’t just mining blocks—we’re mining the past! Imagine a server so legendary that you could resurrect the most bizarre characters from history to get their take on the latest server drama. Yes, that’s right, join us to bring back:

    đź‘‘ Cleopatra, the Social Media Influencer – She’ll tell you how to create the most irresistibly glamorous pyramid-shaped homes while also critiquing your skin color! Rumor has it her last IG post inspired several noob builders to start asking where the "sassy sand sculptures" are in Minecraft!

    ⚔️ Genghis Khan, the Ultimate PvP Champion – Why settle for just typical skills when you can have the tactical genius of a historical conqueror? Join our server and partake in epic raids where Genghis drops battle tips like they’re hot cakes—“Conquer with style, or don’t conquer at all!”

    🎩 Shakespeare, The Rhyme-Making Bard! – Ever wanted to hear poetry about mining gravel? He’ll drop dramatic soliloquies while you dig up dirt, turning your base-building into an epic tale of love, loss, and creeper explosions. "To craft, or not to craft? That is the question!"

    🌌 Albert Einstein, Your New Redstone Wizard – Forget about being a mere mortal; Einstein’s here for some dimensional physics shenanigans. With him on your team, you’ll accidentally invent the most bizarre contraptions… like a Creeper-repelling toaster that only works on Wednesdays!

    🚀 And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that joining our server grants you magical "time travel" boots. Yes, that pair! Want to go back to the Stone Age for an ancient build-off? Go for it! Just watch out for those pesky mobs—they’ve got time machines too!

    So, what are you waiting for? Gear up and hop into our ridiculous realm where the insane stories and outlandish schematics are limitless! Join now, and let’s revive the legends! Because who wouldn’t want to see Cleopatra working on a farm with Genghis while Shakespeare judges their blocky creations? You bet your diamonds it’s going to be epic! 🎮🪓✨

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  • Ethereal Pixel Paradise 1.21

    Ethereal Pixel Paradise 1.21

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    OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, totally lit with crazy builds and epic adventures! Plus, you might find that girl you’re looking for, who knows, right? Like, imagine finding love in a blocky world, that’s some next level stuff, man. Just hop on and see where the pixels take you, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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  • CraftySeussRage

    CraftySeussRage

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    Are you tired of dealing with overly opinionated teenagers who can’t let anything go? Do you want to escape the drama and just enjoy some good old Dr. Seuss books without being accused of supporting racism? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

    Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers, whether you’re a new parent looking to build a library for your baby or just someone who wants to escape reality for a while. We don’t judge your reading choices or accuse you of being a secret racist just because you enjoy a classic children’s book.

    So come on over and join us for some fun and relaxation. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave all the unnecessary drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground library filled with rare books waiting to be discovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a Dr. Seuss book that even Sil would approve of!

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  • MerzCraft: Nato’s Last Stand

    MerzCraft: Nato’s Last Stand

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    so, like, u know that guy Friedrich Merz? he’s like, gonna be the next big boss in Germany or whatever. and he’s all like, yo, Nato is gonna be dead soon if we don’t do something about it. so, like, come join our minecraft server and help save Nato or whatever. we gotta build epic bases and fight off the bad guys to keep Nato alive. plus, like, Friedrich Merz might even pop in and say hi while he’s not busy being all important and stuff. so, like, join now and be a hero for Nato or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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