De La Soul Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rolling in Minecraft server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the magic number is three! Why should you join our posse? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the wackiness of our server that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every corner of this bizarre world.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

So come join our posse and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a llama parade or having a tea party with a creeper. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the magic number is always three!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Items Found:	3576
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	664
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pants Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mines Excavated:	4770	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

abusive father, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Caretaker, coping, cptsd, DadNeedsHelp, depression, difficult decisions, dissociation, family trauma, Funeral, Grief, long distance, mental health, Minecraft, psychiatric center, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

Communication, compromise, DadTherapySwapOrImMute, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, Father & Son Relationships, individual autonomy., mother’s day, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Therapy, therapy challenges, therapy goals, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, therapy resistance, therapy sessions

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	729018

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

FetishCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

CraftyComrades

activism, CraftyComrades, Defence Ministry, demonstration, family, freedom of speech, Government, injustice, Military, mobilised soldiers, Pray, protest, protest movement, RIGHTS, russia, Russian, social change, solidarity, Stay home, Support, Wives

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with blocks and creepers! We got more drama than a soap opera, like the time a bunch of llamas took over the town square and demanded better hay. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of zombies tried to start a dance crew but kept tripping over their own feet.

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).

So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.