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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7270 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Farms Harvested: | 715 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!