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EgirlHunter69 – Minecraft SMP Edition

attractiveness, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, bullying, Confidence, Edition, EgirlHunter69, egirls, Insecurity, male attention, mental illness, Minecraft, normies, online culture, online dating, seeking approval, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, societal pressures, validation

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Emeralds Found:	2570
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we have egirls who are so ugly that they get bullied in real life! But don’t worry, they’re still looking for male attention, so you might have a chance with some loser who is into mentally ill girls. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs normies when you can have a server full of unique characters like these?

Work Trip vs. Wife Trip Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, trip, Wife, work

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	4172
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crops Grown:	7479
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the breadwinner in a relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can escape from your demanding wife and her never-ending work schedule. On our server, you can build your dream house, explore new lands, and even attend virtual weddings abroad without any interference!

Need a break from chauffeuring the kids around and dealing with a wife who can’t handle the kids alone? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs real-life vacations when you can embark on epic quests and conquer virtual realms?

Join now and experience the thrill of taking control of your own destiny, without any pesky real-life responsibilities getting in the way. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live your best virtual life, away from the chaos of everyday drama. See you in the game!

KittyCraftExile

anger, animal welfare, Boundaries, cat, Communication, compassion, consequences, cousin, Empathy, family, Grief, guest, House, hypothermia, kitten, KittyCraftExile, Loss, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Tragedy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2034	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a thunderstorm!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics, just like the time our player’s cousin tried to kick out a poor kitten in the middle of a storm. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all animals, virtual or not.

With family drama and intense emotions running high, this server is the place to be for non-stop entertainment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Just remember, no kittens allowed outside, even in Minecraft!

CancelledTVShowRage

anger, Beloved, bringback, CANCELLATION, CancelledTVShowRage, Characters, decision, Disappointed, ending, Fans, Favorite, Frustrated, Missed, Network, Petition, Renewal, Revival, series, Storyline, tv show, Upset

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	4400	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you still salty about the cancellation of “Puppy Pals Gone Wild”? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire world dedicated to bringing back your favorite furry friends in pixelated form! Join us and help us rebuild the ultimate Puppy Pals paradise, complete with bone-shaped skyscrapers and fire hydrant fountains. Who needs TV when you can have a virtual puppy party 24/7? Join now and let’s make Puppy Pals Gone Wild great again!

CartelCraft: Taco Tuesday Takedown

Assassination, business leader, cartel violence, CartelCraft, Cartels, Corruption, crime, drug trafficking, Extortion, gunned down, investigation, Justice, Media, Mexican, Mexican economy, mexico, murder, organized crime, taco, takedown, TUESDAY, TV, violence, violence against business leaders

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the cartel life and build ur own empire! no more worrying about getting gunned down for speaking out against the bad guys, u can be the boss here! build ur own taco stand or start a drug empire, the possibilities are endless! join now and start ur new life in our crazy world!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Time, roll time roll, roll time to roll, RollCraft, Server, Time, time roll, time to roll, time to roll time

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready to ROLL on our server where the blocks are always bumpin’ and the mobs are ready to party!

Join us for epic dance battles with creepers, where the winner gets a diamond disco ball to hang in their virtual crib. And don’t even get us started on our llama rodeo events – yeehaw!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the good times ROLL!

AlienInvadersGoneWild Minecraft SMP

alien invaders, alien invasion, alien species, AlienInvadersGoneWild, Conquer, conqueror, Conquerors, Domination, Extraterrestrial, Females, happier life, Humanity, intergalactic war, Invasion, invasion strategy, invasion tactics, Males, Minecraft, paternal, Pets, ruthless, Sci Fi, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	8887	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where alien invaders have taken over and are treating us like their pets! That’s right, forget about building farms and battling mobs, now you can live out your wildest alien pet fantasy! Who knew being abducted could be so much fun? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy new world where the aliens are the ones calling the shots. Trust us, it’s out of this world!

SisGiftFail Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Communication Issues, expensive gift, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, financial boundaries, gift budget, gift etiquette, gift exchange, gift expectations, gift giving, gift giving boundaries, gift giving etiquette, Minecraft, Server, sibling gifts, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisGiftFail, sister, vanity mirror

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	826	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your sister’s outrageous gift demands? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama with our virtual world filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t expect you to spend $300 on a vanity mirror for anyone – not even your sister! Our community is all about having fun, building epic creations, and battling mobs together. Plus, our virtual gifts are way cooler and won’t break the bank.

So, leave the real world behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your sister about expensive gifts. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

AssholeCraft2024

Additions, aita, AssholeCraft2024, Assholes, August 2024, Civil, Community, fond memories, lost loved ones, Memories, monthly, open forum, regional spinoffs, relationships, Remembering, respectful reminiscing, rules, sharing, storytelling, sub rules, Suggestions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ores Mined:	9223
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Divine Spears Created:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the assholes are remembered fondly! Join us as we build monuments to those jerks we’ve lost, because let’s face it, Minecraft wouldn’t be the same without a little bit of chaos.

Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.

But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.

CraftingCashGrab

conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftingCashGrab, designer brands, extravagant purchases, fashion fads, financial waste, frivolous spending, impulse buying, impulse purchases, lavish lifestyles, Luxury items, materialism, overpriced products, peer pressure, social expectations, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We promise you won’t regret spending all your hard-earned diamonds on virtual pixelated items that serve absolutely no purpose in real life. But hey, who needs groceries when you can have a shiny new diamond pickaxe, right?

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded the entire server with their explosive harmonies.

So why waste your money on things like food and shelter when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (or maybe the worst, but who’s keeping track?). See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!