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CraftyCopStop

AUTHORITY, citation, compliance, Confrontation, consequences, Conversation, cooperation, CraftyCopStop, Interaction, law enforcement, legal rights, police officer, professional demeanor, respectful communication, traffic laws, traffic safety, traffic stop, traffic ticket, traffic violation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	174	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	4619
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you tired of getting pulled over by boring old cops in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only traffic stops you’ll encounter are when a creeper decides to blow up your minecart! Say whatever you want to our pixelated police officers, they won’t give you a ticket, they’ll just drop some diamonds at your feet as a bribe! So come on down and experience the thrill of evading the law in a world made of blocks!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

autos, Business, Canadian oil, CraftyTrump, economic policy, Economy, ENERGY, environmental impact, Exports, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Lumber, Minecraft, Natural resources, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states, world economic forum

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

so, liek, dis minecraft server is, liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? u gotta join cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees n pigs flyin around wearin top hats. u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens, it’s epic, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u find da secret cave, u can unlock da power to turn into a dragon n breathe fire on all ur enemies. so, why u still readin dis? join now n live ur best minecraft life, fam.

PsychoCraft: China’s Troublemakers

activism, authoritarian regime, Censorship, China, Chinas, civil liberties, dissenting views, forced confinement, freedom of speech, government oppression, human rights abuses, human rights violations, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, political activism, political dissidents, political prisoners, political repression, psychiatric hospitals, PsychoCraft, social control, troublemakers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so like, u ever been on a minecraft server where u can build ur own psych ward for dissenters? well, this server is just like that! join us and help us round up all the troublemakers and force them into psychiatric hospitals in china! it’s a wild ride full of crazy builds and even crazier players. come join us and be a part of the madness!

Plastic Block Party

BLOCK, bloodstream, cell obstruction, cerebral thrombosis, environmental contamination, environmental health, health risks, human health, Mice, microplastic particles, microplastics, neurobehavioral abnormalities, Organs, Party, physiology, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution effects, Pollution impact, tissues, toxicology

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	162
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

come join our minecraft server and escape the microplastics madness! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. forget about cerebral thrombosis, on our server, the only thing blocking your brain cells is the sheer awesomeness of our builds.

we have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses. you can ride a llama through a rainbow portal to a land filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow rivers.

don’t worry about neurobehavioral abnormalities here, because our server is like a virtual spa for your brain. the only thing disrupting your physiology will be the pure joy of playing on our server. so come on over and join us, where the only thing in your bloodstream will be pure minecraft magic!

Tectonic

Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, Friendly, grief-free, in-game economy, Land Claims, New server, Playershops, Playerwarps, Pyrofishing, Ranking system, Ranks, Resource World, server direct, Server java, silk touch, Tectonic, Vanilla, voteparties

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Void Gems Collected:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features
Custom enchants (Vein miner, telepathy, replanter, …)
Pyrofishing plugin
Silk touch spawners
In-game economy
Crates / Voteparties / Ranks
In-game ranking system (free)
Resource world / main world
Playerwarps & playershops
Land claims

If you’re interested in joining our server, make sure to join our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Server Java: Tectonic.lol

Server Bedrock: 170.205.25.216:25565

The community hopes to see you real soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have a kind community with no griefers.
How do I join the server?	You can join using the server IP provided above or through our Discord for more information.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, we have custom enchants, Pyrofishing, silk touch spawners, and more.

Divine Secrets Realm 1.21

AMA, Divine, divine connection, divine guidance, divine revelation, enlightenment, esoteric knowledge, hidden truths, Higher power, Inner Wisdom, mystical experiences, Mysticism, Realm, sacred knowledge, Secrets, spiritual awakening, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual growth, Spiritual Journey, spiritual transformation, spirituality

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179

Yo, bros, do you like being a total boss in Minecraft? Well, this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make your head spin like a Beyblade on crack.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to dive into a world of chaos and mayhem.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

DisgustCraft

abhorrent, Abnormal, abominable, BIZARRE, detestable, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, distasteful, gross, loathsome, nauseating, odd, off-putting, peculiar, Repulsive, revolting, unappetizing, unpopular opinion, unsavory, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crops Grown:	8607
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	46
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us if you find things like eating pickles with peanut butter or wearing socks with sandals absolutely revolting. Our community of misfits will welcome you with open arms and embrace your strange quirks.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off using diamonds because they believe they are cursed. Instead, they only use dirt blocks to build their epic structures.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and unique as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

EuroCraftWar: Putin’s Lies Exposed

Condemnation, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroCraftWar, european parliament, EXPOSED, history falsification, international relations, Invasion, justification, Lies, Manipulation, Politics, Propaganda, Putins, resolution, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, systematic, Ukraine, VIOLATION, war of aggression

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Love Letters Sent:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

so like, u know how russia be playin’ dirty with their history and stuff? well, we ain’t about that on our minecraft server. we keep it real and honest, just like how u should be playin’ the game. join us and be a part of the resistance against fake news and propaganda! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every friday and a secret underground base where we plan our epic battles against the evil russian empire. come join us and be a hero in the fight for truth and justice!

Iconic Vtubing Chat 1.21

Chat, chat history, chat phenomenon, chat reaction, Digital Media, History, iconic, iconic chat, iconic moment, iconic vtuber, internet culture, Livestream, memorable chat, Online Community, popular chat, social media, trending chat, viral moment, virtual entertainment, virtual world, virtual youtuber, vtubing

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the holy grail of virtual insanity. Like, seriously, this chat is so iconic, it’s like the Mona Lisa of vtubing.

Join us and witness the epicness unfold as we build, mine, and chat our way to virtual glory. It’s like being in a virtual reality within a virtual reality, man.

You’ll be laughing, crying, and questioning your existence all at the same time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in blocky pixel form.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most iconic chat in vtubing history. Your virtual adventure awaits!

DiaperDrama Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bylaws, common areas, Condo, diaper, DiaperDrama, driveway, Empathy, Fine, Minecraft, neighbor, new mom, newborn, overfilled, postpartum depression, reasonable, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, second guessing, Server, shared spaces, trash bins

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Towns Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3378	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	6144
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Runes Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for dirty diapers in the shared driveways! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and fines over baby waste.

Day 1 on our server: Politely ask your neighbors to remove the diaper, only to be met with denial and demands for proof. Can you solve the mystery of the rogue diaper?

Day 2: Send notices and reminders about the building’s rules, but still no action. Will you resort to issuing fines to maintain order in the virtual world?

Day 3: Engage in intense text exchanges with your neighbors about the diaper dilemma. Will you show emotional empathy or stick to the bylaws like a true Minecraft warrior?

Join us now and experience the thrill of setting boundaries, dealing with postpartum depression, and fighting for justice in the face of dirty diapers. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?