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CelebSurvivalCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you ready to survive epic adventures and brush with death like a true celebrity? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can test your luck and skills in the most outrageous ways possible!

We have had famous Minecraft players like Steve and Herobrine survive near-death experiences while battling giant creepers and dodging lava pits. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become a legendary survivor like them!

From epic PvP battles to insane parkour challenges, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat and laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next celebrity to survive the craziest Minecraft server around!

LobsterCraft: French Budget Blunder

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1749
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ores Mined:	4206	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we be livin’ like kings and queens! i’m talkin’ lobster dinners worth €500K, like what even is that?! the French presidency be shakin’ in their boots cuz we be ballin’ so hard. come join us and live like royalty, buildin’ castles and eatin’ lobster every night. ain’t no budget holdin’ us back, we be livin’ the high life in this server. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us and be part of the madness!

PsychoLeanCraft

bipolar disorder, body alignment, cardiopulmonary function, cardiovascular health, Chronic illness, exercise intolerance, forward leaning, head posture, mental health, mental illness, musculoskeletal issues, physical activity, physical health, posture abnormalities, psychiatric conditions, PsychoLeanCraft, psychotic disorders, reduced cardiorespiratory fitness, respiratory function, schizophrenia

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD!

SO, GET THIS, ON OUR SERVER, YOUR HEAD POSTURE WILL BE MORE FORWARD LEANING! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IT’S LIKE YOU’RE ALWAYS READY TO POUNCE ON THOSE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES!

AND GET THIS, JOINING OUR SERVER IS ASSOCIATED WITH REDUCED CARDIORESPIRATORY FITNESS! I MEAN, WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT, RIGHT? YOU’LL BE SLAYING MOBS LEFT AND RIGHT WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Eternal Chaos

Anarchy, Community, Discord, eternal chaos, Experience, Fun, Helpful, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3969	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Potions Brewed:	171
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	283
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	5

A fun anarchy server for everyone to enjoy.The community is helpful and to get a better experience please join the discord.Please join the server and enjoy for yourself.

eternalchaosmc.com

AQUA PE Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, AQUA PE, building, Community, Crafting, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, No Private, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Vanilla Survival Server! Economy present

aqua-pe.ru:19133

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

19yo, bicurious, blocktopia, cuck, feet, femdom, fetish, Friends, Girlfriend, guce4, guce426m, Incest, instagram, irls, jerking off, kik, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, online relationships, Roleplay, Server, sexual frustration, sub

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Zombie Dances:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing left for you to do is jerk off to your girlfriend’s friends’ Instagram pics! Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who share a love for cuckolding, feet, femdom, bicurious adventures, and even a sprinkle of incest (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!). Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and explore the depths of our twisted fantasies together. Who needs a 19-year-old girlfriend when you have a whole server of kinky companions to play with? Come on in and let the debauchery begin!

HanaKeiji’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.

And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!

NaiveMomNoMoreMC

acceptance, asl, blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deaf, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family counseling, family dynamics, Honesty, learning disabilities, Miscommunication., NaiveMomNoMoreMC, parental relationships, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crops Grown:	9992	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can communicate with your fellow players in ASL? Look no further! Join our server where everyone speaks in ASL, just like in real life!

Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.

Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!

CraftyCash100

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	68
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of grinding in real life to make some cash? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a unique opportunity to make $100 in the blink of an eye! Just join our server and mine some virtual diamonds, then trade them with our NPC villagers for real money! It’s like a virtual diamond heist without the risk of getting caught by the virtual police!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.

So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?

AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!