Elves R Us Minecraft Server

Adventure, character creation, d&d, dungeons and dragons, elf race, Elves, elves needed, FANTASY, Fantasy Characters, fantasy roleplay, imagination, Magic, Medieval, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Questing, Roleplaying, roleplaying game, Server, storytelling, tabletop gaming, Worldbuilding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5604	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, look no further because our server is in desperate need of elves! Yes, you heard that right, we need elves to help us defeat the evil griefer trolls who keep trying to steal our precious blocks.

Join our server and become the hero that we all need! As an elf, you’ll have special powers like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and summon a herd of unicorns to trample your enemies. Plus, you’ll get to ride on giant flying pigs and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But beware, the griefer trolls are not to be underestimated. They have an army of evil chickens that lay explosive eggs and can turn into giant spiders at will. Only with the help of our brave elf warriors can we hope to defeat them and save our beloved Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic battle of elves vs. trolls begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

BoobCraft: Table Edition

aita, Apology, BoobCraft, Boobs, d&d, Display, dm, Edition, Fiance, Friends, Game, group, H-cup, reduction, Scene, slut, Table, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7263	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft server: “CraftyAlignment”

alignment, chaotic, Character, CraftyAlignment, d&d, dungeons and dragons, Ethics, Evil, FANTASY, Gaming, Good, inner world, Lawful, MALEVOLENT, Minecraft, morality, neutral evil, Psychology, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, Thread, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old lawful good player on Minecraft servers? Do you want to embrace your inner chaotic evil side and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you neutral evil masterminds out there!

Join us and let your twisted imagination run wild as you build elaborate traps, unleash hordes of monsters on unsuspecting players, and hoard all the diamonds for yourself. Who needs friends when you can be the ultimate villain of the server?

So come on over and join us, where being evil isn’t just encouraged, it’s required! Just remember to watch your back, because you never know when someone might be plotting against you…mwahaha!

NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server

ASSHLE, bar, CAR, club, Coke, d&d, designated driver, divided group, feminine hygiene products, Free Loader, friend group, gas, Incident, insults, Minecraft, new girl, night out, NoDDforNewbie, PAD, Parking, pervert, Petty, Server, tampon

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.

Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!

BlockBuddiesCraft

BlockBuddiesCraft, comedian, Comedy Show, Contribution, d&d, disagreement, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, last minute, misunderstanding, nonrefundable, payment, Principles, scheduling conflict, SEATS, Showtime, spat, ticket, Venue, wasted ticket

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Players Killed by Monsters:	5121
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the saga of Sally and her ticket dilemma.

Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly Sally pops up asking for her $100 back. But wait, there’s more! Jane swoops in offering to be the designated driver for a comedy show, all while trying to snag that coveted ticket for free.

Will Sally get her money back? Will Jane score that ticket? Will you be the hero who saves the day by joining our server and bringing peace to this chaotic situation? Only one way to find out – join us now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

ApologizeCraft SMP – SorryNotSorry

adult toy, Apologize.., ApologizeCraft, Apology, as fuck, Erotic, FANTASY, fetish, Fun, giant dildo, giant steel dildo, INTIMATE, Kinky, Kino, metal dildo, Naughty, Pleasure, sex, sex toy, smp, SorryNotSorry, steel dildo

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Towns Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where giant steel dildos reign supreme. That’s right, our server is filled with massive steel dildos that you can use to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of steel dildos? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that sends you flying through the air on a giant steel dildo? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. From epic steel dildo battles to hilarious pranks involving, you guessed it, steel dildos, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steel Dildo, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power (and a pretty good time).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of the steel dildo for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToothbrushGate Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, children’s behavior, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional health, emotional regulation, emotional triggers, family conflict, guest etiquette, Meltdown, merchandise, Minecraft, paw patrol, personal belongings, personal space, respect for property, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, Special Interest, ToothbrushGate

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	76	Dragon Eggs Found:	729
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: a 26-year-old man with a passion for PAW Patrol, a room filled with merchandise, and a sister with two rowdy kids seeking refuge. What could possibly go wrong?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries, broken toothbrushes, and epic meltdowns all in one place. Will you be the hero who stands up for their PAW Patrol collection, or will you be labeled as dramatic and childish?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where emotions run high and PAW Patrol reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join today!

PrankBanLand

Birthday Party, birthday prank, blended family, child safety, DAUGHTER, family boundaries, family drama, family gatherings, family relationships, father in-law, Gender Reveal, hurtful jokes, in-laws, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PrankBanLand, Pregnancy, protecting children, social media backlash, Son

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think it’s funny to ruin birthday parties and make hurtful jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted guests, like your crazy MIL who thinks it’s okay to smash cake in your child’s face. And don’t worry about gender reveal parties, because on our server, everyone is welcome to celebrate without fear of backlash from insane relatives.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or hot wax incidents! Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and build a world where only good vibes exist. See you in the game!

SelfAcceptanceMC SMP

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, SelfAcceptanceMC, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a talking chicken wearing a top hat. He tells you that in order to survive on this server, you must learn to speak chicken language. Don’t worry, it’s just a series of clucks and squawks, how hard could it be?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it he never leaves his house, only communicating with players through a series of elaborate redstone contraptions. Will you be the one to finally crack the code and discover his secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with talking animals, diamond houses, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that). See you in the game, adventurer!

PixelatedPurge: Body Count Limit?

Body, body count, Boundaries, comfort level, Communication, Count, DATING, deal breakers, Ethics, Intimacy, Limit, Limits, Morals, Partners, personal boundaries, PixelatedPurge, Preferences, red flags, relationships, Standards, too high, Trust, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
New Chunks Explored:	121863	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	6078	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the body count is just too low? Look no further, because on our server, the body count is through the roof! Join us for some wild PvP battles where the only rule is to survive at all costs.

We’ve got players dropping like flies left and right, but don’t worry, respawning is unlimited so you can keep coming back for more carnage. Plus, our custom plugins make the death animations extra hilarious – watch as your character explodes into a million pieces or gets launched into the stratosphere by a giant chicken!

So if you’re looking for a server where the body count is sky high and the laughs are even higher, come join us today! Just remember, the more bodies, the merrier!

BelgianBlockParty Minecraft Server

arrested, BelgianBlockParty, Belgium, Brussels, charges, CounterTerrorism, Europe, extremism, investigation, Isis, law enforcement, Minecraft, Planning, Plot, prosecution, radicalization, SECURITY, Server, suspects, Terrorism, terrorist attack, threat, three

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	New Chunks Explored:	673014
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t believe it! We got like, three players planning a terrorist attack on some Belgium place, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us and be part of the chaos, blow stuff up, build crazy contraptions, and just have a blast! Plus, we have the best snacks in the game, like virtual waffles and chocolate! So come on, join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

BlockWarfare: HezbollahShowdown

aggression, Army, BlockWarfare, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahShowdown, intervention, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, offensive, Operation, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight in epic battles like the israel army vs lebanon’s hezbollah? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane weapons, and u can even ride on giant chickens into battle! join now and be part of the most epic war in minecraft history! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness!

FutureSelfAlarm

alarm clock, ANNOY, future self, FutureSelfAlarm, habit formation, morning routine, motivation, planning ahead, procrastination, productivity, purposeful, SELF AWARENESS, self help, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-control, self-discipline, self-sabotage, Time management, time traveler, wake up on time

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8038
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

so like, imagine this: u join this cray cray minecraft server and ur future self is like, “woah, i gotta wake up on time or else i’ll miss out on all the epic adventures on this server!” but u, being the sneaky little potato that u are, decide to annoy ur future self by joining the server and making them wake up on time. like, who does that? only the most epic gamers, that’s who! so come join us and mess with ur future self in the most hilarious way possible. trust me, it’ll be worth it!

LogicSurvival

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	295	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Come join us at 173.240.154.155 and play Survival With crates, claims, Auction house, jobs, and more! This server is family friendly and there is no trolling, scamming, Hacks, Cheats, Swear, and spam on the server it is prohibited

173.240.154.155

Warped Vanilla: Where even the creepers are confused. Join our bizarre world now!

#addons, BIZARRE, collaboration, Community, Confused, CREEPERS, data packs, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, friendship, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, Projects, Respect, rules, smp, Teleportation, Vanilla, warped, world

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8968
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	89
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The server plans to update to 1.21 in just a few days with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

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▶ 📜 Discord Invite

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Vanilla Experience We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

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How To Join We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Do you have plans for a server reset?	No, we have no plans to reset the server at the moment. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players.
What version is the server currently running?	We plan to update to version 1.21 in a few days, with new places and things to explore on the map.
What is the community like on the server?	We have a diverse player base that embraces all playstyles. Many players form lasting friendships and engage in group projects and events.
How can I join the server?	You can join our server by first joining our Discord server and then submitting an application. We have high standards for new players.

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Join our discord HERE and apply!

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