1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the world with their wisdom and woolly charm.
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself guards the biggest loot of them all.
3. Our server is powered by the tears of griefers, so if you ever feel like causing chaos, just know that your tears will only make us stronger.
4. We have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a bat or breathe underwater like a fish? We’ve got you covered.
5. The server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the purest of heart to enter. Are you brave enough to pass the test?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that the Ender Dragon himself came to visit and was so impressed that he gave the player a ride on his back around the world!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixel art creations you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of Steve to intricate mazes that will challenge even the most skilled players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and the loser has to wear a chicken costume for a week.
Explore our custom-built amusement park full of roller coasters that go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air (just make sure to bring a barf bag).
And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the loot is so valuable that even Herobrine himself would be jealous. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of angry llamas trained in martial arts.
So come join us on I am SHODAN, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep).
Reasons to join: – Ignore the shitposters and attention whores, we only accept top-tier memers and pranksters here. – Do not dogpile or harass the requesters and artists, unless it’s in a hilarious way. – Posts made solely to bump the thread are discouraged, unless you do it in the most ridiculous way possible. – Delete your bumps, because leaving them there is just plain uncool. – No arguing about the state of the thread, we’re too busy building epic structures and pulling off insane stunts. – No seconding allowed, we’re all about originality and creativity here. – Don’t respond to spam, just report it and move on to more important things like building a giant chicken statue. – Don’t enable trolls with their ‘counter’ requests, unless it leads to an epic prank war. – Don’t ask for breaks or to wait “weeks/months/years”, we’re on a mission to conquer the Minecraft world NOW. – Feel free to post your creations on the booru for others to marvel at. – And remember, a new thread should be made when we reach the bump limit or get bumped off/deleted, because the fun never stops on Bethsuki Monkryuin Edition!
Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make Minecraft history together!
Join us and experience the thrill of secretly adopting a Minecraft dog behind your parents’ backs! Just like this stepdaughter, you can claim it’s for your mental health and see how long you can hide it before they find out. Will you be able to keep your virtual pet safe and sound in our pixelated world?
Don’t worry about being made homeless like this stepdaughter claims – on our server, you can build your own virtual house and live happily ever after with your Minecraft dog by your side. So come join us and let’s see if you can handle the responsibility of owning a virtual pet without getting caught!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a giant maze filled with traps and monsters that u gotta navigate through to find the ultimate treasure. and if u make it out alive, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic Minecraft server and show everyone who’s the real king of explosions and treasure hunting!
picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows start a protest because they want more wheat in their diet. or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of skeletons start a dance party because they heard your walls were lit. it’s like a sitcom, but in minecraft.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they’re planning to take over the server with their mind control powers. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja chickens who are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu. they’ll protect us, no problem.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than a llama on roller skates, come join us. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment. plus, we have free cake every wednesday. because why not?