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CloneCraft Minecraft Server

CLONE, CloneCraft, Cloning, ethical dilemma, Masturbation, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self reflection, self satisfaction, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-care, self-experimentation, self-exploration, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, Server, sexual identity, Sexuality

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Farms Harvested:	314
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

Community, community preferences, discussion, DISLIKES, FAITH, FaithfulVibes, Feedback, Gaming, gaming culture, interests, likes, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Opinions, Preferences, Server, user discussions, user feedback, user opinions, V, video game community, video games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Alien Abductions:	5
Ores Mined:	8739	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Animals Bred:	143
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Votes:	3403

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	2797
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	759168
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Potions Brewed:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!