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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7867 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Magic Items Found: | 4367 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 1876 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?