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ChoreCraft: Hubby Edition

Approval, chore list, ChoreCraft, Communication, Complaints, daycare program, division of labor, Edition, efficiency, ENERGY, Financial, Hospital, Hubby, husband, hybrid schedule, Kids, manual labor, Marriage, Nurse, overnight shift, pay bump, savings, work hours

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9672	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down? Look no further than our server, where the craziest of adventures await!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of battling dragons, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will leave you screaming with delight. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where you might just stumble upon a magical unicorn or two.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

GhostlyBanquet

10. Fantasy dinner guests, 11. Notable figures from history, 12. Longing for dinner with the past, 13. Dinner with famous ancestors, 14. Remembering the departed, 15. Dinner with legendary figures, 16. Historical dinner companions, 17. Longing for dinner with the past, 18. Dinner with famous ancestors, 19. Remembering the departed, 2. Famous deceased individuals, 20. Dinner with legendary figures., 3. Dream dinner guests, 4. Historical dinner companions, 5. Celebrities from the past, 6. Ideal dinner party guests, 7. Deceased icons, 8. Historical dinner conversation, 9. Dinner with the deceased, Dinner with historical figures, GhostlyBanquet

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3007
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

If you could have dinner with any three people who are no longer alive, who would it be? How about joining our wacky Minecraft server where you can dine with historical figures like Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Albert Einstein? Watch as Cleopatra tries to build a pyramid out of blocks, Julius Caesar challenges everyone to a game of PvP, and Einstein invents a redstone contraption that defies all logic. Don’t miss out on the chance to have the most epic dinner party in Minecraft history! Join now for a wild ride through time and space!

Ran’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anime, brave, childhood friend, Compassionate, Conan, crime solving, detective, determined, endearing character, Epic, inseparable duo, Intelligent, Japanese culture, kind-hearted, loyal friend, Manga, Minecraft, popular character, Ran, RANS, relatable, Server, shinichi, strong-willed

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll get to hang out with Ran, the most lovable and quirky character in the Minecraft universe. Why is Ran so endearing, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Ran once built an entire city made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And not just any cheese, but the rarest, smelliest, and most delicious cheese you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Ran is also known for riding around on a giant chicken named Cluckers, who lays golden eggs that you can use to buy the craziest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Ran’s got you covered. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Ran can make it happen.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Ran is waiting for you with open arms (and a pocket full of cheese)!

Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

alternative living, anti-capitalism, anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, back to nature, disconnect from technology, embrace nature, environmentalist, escape society, financial freedom, hate crypto, hate money, live in the woods, Minecraft, minimalist lifestyle, nature lover, off the grid, renounce wealth, self-sufficiency, simple living, smp, sustainable living, WANDERER, woodsy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBrits, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Iran attacks, IranFunTimes, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military presence, military support, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional tensions, response, security measures, UK forces

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20

join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimension Hops:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	543262	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6403	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!