Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!
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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we call our players “baobabies” because they are all treasures to us? Join us and become part of our wacky family where we mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole server full of baobabies to play with? Come join the fun and see why our server is the real treasure!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a good day because we have a strict “no buffoons, hood rats, or bum brains allowed” policy! Our allies are empty, so you won’t have to deal with any BLM rallies or liberal haters trying to ruin your fun.
Join us if you’re tired of dealing with people who don’t understand that “if it ain’t white, it ain’t right.” We welcome all races, except for those who can’t take a joke or have a sense of humor.
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Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQIA+ SMP!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.
🌟 Why Choose Us?
🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the energy is always high and the creativity is off the charts! 🚀 Join us and experience a whole new level of gameplay that will have you feeling like you’re on a constant adrenaline rush! 💥
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!
Imagine a world where Pro Evolution Soccer is played by teams that are embodiments of different threads and generals of /vt/. That’s right, we have a simulation of divegrass where players represent different cultures of each thread. And the best part? All matches are AI versus AI, so you can sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold!
But wait, there’s more! Introducing the /vt/ League Academy, where non-managers and newbies can try their hand at managing teams. It’s all about learning, experimenting, and having a blast!
Join us on April 20th-21st starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC) for the most epic matches you’ve ever seen. And where can you watch all the action? Only on our exclusive website: Click here to watch now!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an Official ∕vt∕ League Album that will blow your mind! Get ready for today’s matches:
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Welcome to our totally insaneMinecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.
Once upon a time, a player joined and found themselves in a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep that could fly. Yes, you heard that right. Flying sheep! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret dance party every night where the creepers bust out their best moves?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re the richest player on the server.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our hilarious Minecraft world!
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Imagine this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant blaze made out of diamond blocks. As you explore, you stumble upon a secret dispensary where you can trade in your emeralds for some of the finest potions in all of Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Stoner Steve, a mysterious player who roams the land on a giant joint made of obsidian. Legend has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a smoke-off, he will grant you three wishes (or at least three stacks of diamonds).
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join in on the wackiest adventures with Shakyamuni Buddha turned Christianized folk saint! Imagine building temples with Buddha himself while fighting off creepers and zombies with his divine powers.
Legend has it that Buddha once rode a pig through the Nether and tamed a dragon to protect our server from griefers. Join now to witness these epic battles and maybe even ride a pig yourself!
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Welcome to the most epicMinecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a chorus of German chuubas singing sweet melodies in your ears. Our audio setup is so top-notch, you’ll feel like you’re right there in the room with them. Improve your German listening comprehension while having the time of your life!
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Do you really want to spend your hard-earned diamonds on a PS5 in 2024? Why not join our Minecraft server instead and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!
Join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is filled with unicorns riding on llamas, talking villagers who tell dad jokes, and secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
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Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where we honor the pact just like the Jews protected their fellow Christians! 🤣
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the bomb (literally, sometimes)! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolute chaos!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground city filled with zombie villagers who were actually friendly and gave out free enchanted gear. Crazy, right? But that’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake. Need I say more?
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Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because we’ve got something INSANE in store for you.
Join us on our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly! Yes, you heard that right, creepers are now your best buddies who will help you mine for diamonds and build the most EPIC structures you’ve ever seen.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
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But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and befriend a talking Enderman named Bob. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
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Welcome to the most litMinecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some epic reasons:
1. Our server is run by a team of professional Minecraft players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. Yes, you heard that right. They are basically Minecraft gods.
2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with unlimited power? We got you covered.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!
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Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where Charmander is running for president and Bulbasaur is leading a rebellion against the Ender Dragon. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a Pikachu and Jigglypuff having a heated debate about healthcare reform.
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