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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6560 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3010 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!
We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!
So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!
