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BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306

BANKRUPTCY, Blockchain, Canadian Bank, court case, day trader, finance, Financial Advice, fortune, Investment, investment strategy, lawsuit, Lawsuit Against Bank, legal action, Loss, misleading, stock market, sues, tesla, TeslaTrader306, Trading, wealth, wealth management

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Alien Invader’s Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Alien, alien invader, Anime, baka kid, ben 10, ben tennyson, cartoon, Extraterrestrial, friendship, friendship goals, Hero, Invaders, lum, Lum-chan, Minecraft, Powers, Protagonist, Sci Fi, Server, Superpowers, transformation, Waist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	39	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: an alien invader lands on Earth and decides to stick herself to the waist of a baka kid. And just like that, she gains superpowers and becomes Ben 10’s new best friend, Lum-chan! Join our server for a chance to team up with Lum-chan and battle aliens, explore new dimensions, and maybe even save the world. Who needs ordinary when you can have extraordinary? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Flg – F-List General Minecraft SMP #7015

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, Mischief, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aids, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Votes:	338
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take the art of roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and a community so crazy you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mini-me versions of ourselves, causing chaos and mischief at every turn. Imagine the hilarity of your character teaming up with their pint-sized doppelganger to take on the creepers and zombies of the world. It’s a roleplaying experience like no other, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your freak flag fly. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of roleplaying madness!

Umbra Network

#exciting, 1.21, Adventure, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Professions, PvE, PvP, Server, Skills, Survival, Umbra Network, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	136
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to Umbra Network!

A new server that has a Survival 1.21 mode in which you can find professions, skills, a variety of concoctions available to make, enchantments and more!!!

We hope to see you soon!

play.umbra-network.com

SpeakCraft Minecraft Server

American Flag, arabic, australian flag, austrian flag, British flag, Canadian flag, Chinese, finnish flag, french flag, German flag, Hindi, japanese flag, Korean, Minecraft, russian flag, Serbo-Croatian, Server, somali, Spanish, SpeakCraft, Swedish, Swedish flag, Turkic, turkish, Urdu

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Join our crazy Minecraft server where flags come to life and start speaking in different languages! Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with a Spanish-speaking American flag or a Turkish-speaking German flag. It’s like a United Nations meeting gone wild in the world of Minecraft. Come join us and see if you can decipher the language of the flags while building and surviving in our wacky world. Who knows, you might even pick up a new language or two along the way!

Rich Minecraft SMP Player

abundance, affluent, assets, comfortable living, definition, Financial Security, financial status, luxury, material possessions, Minecraft, MONEY, opulence, Perception, perspective, player, prosperity, Rich, self-perception, smp, success, wealth, well off, well-to-do

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	2359
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of being a peasant in the land of Minecraft? Do you dream of swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a llama with a golden saddle? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and become the definition of rich! We have so much wealth that our pigs wear top hats and monocles. Our players are so loaded that they use emerald blocks as pillows and eat golden apples for breakfast.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground vault filled with ancient treasures and enchanted loot. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on, join us and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft! Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but emeralds are a rich player’s BFF.

Coremine

LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	5143
Farms Harvested:	952	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

CoreSteal SMP is more than just a Minecraft server. It’s an immersive experience that blends strategy, survival, and creativity. From lifesteal mechanics to custom ranks and gear, every detail is built to give players a fresh twist on classic Minecraft gameplay. Here, every encounter, alliance, and battle counts – challenging you to grow, adapt, and explore in ways you’ve never experienced!

play.infinixcore.one

Suisei’s Normie Capture Minecraft Server

Anime, Capture, collab, collaboration, digital content, Entertainment, Gaming, Idol, influencer, Japanese culture, Livestream, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, New Release, Normie, normie market, Online Community, Server, social media, Suisei, Suiseis, Upcoming, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchantments Applied:	119
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	4492

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! We’ve got a new Suisei collab coming up that is guaranteed to capture the normie market and bring a whole new level of chaos to the game.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you questioning reality and wondering if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and establish themselves as the ruling class. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

HunkCraft SMP – TV Edition

Actors, Celebrities, comedy, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, film, gossip, handsome, Hollywood, HunkCraft, hunks, Media, movies, pop culture, series, shows, smp, television, television industry, TV

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Potions Brewed:	193
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of boring, regular SMPs filled with just a bunch of hunks from /tv/? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So why waste your time with those boring hunks when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

PandorasBlocks

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Animals Bred:	51
Dragon Eggs Found:	5596	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Pandora’s Blocks is a Greek mythology themed network focused on the game modes Survival, Kit PVP, Prison and more. We aim to bring a uniquely enhanced Minecraft experience to all users, and to build a supportive community!

play.pandorasblocks.net

Obey Jews Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, control, extremist groups, Government, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jews, Manipulation, Minecraft, obedience, obey, online communities, Political Correctness, Politics, Propaganda, racism, Server, social media, trump, Trump administration, White Supremacy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of being outsmarted by Trump when it comes to following the orders of the Illuminati? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where even the craziest conspiracy theories come to life! Build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people, battle against NPCs controlled by the deep state, and uncover the truth behind chemtrails and mind control. Join us now and show /pol/ that you can be just as obedient to the powers that be!