Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player in all the land!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with other players for glory and prizes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your skills and dominate the competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!
Picture this: Trump and Putin are fighting over who gets the last enchanted apple, while Zelensky is trying to build a peace treaty out of dirt blocks. It’s chaos, it’s madness, and it’s all happening in our Minecraft world.
So come join us, where alliances are formed over stacks of emeralds and wars are fought with enchanted swords. Who needs real world politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
|---|---|
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land or protect my builds? | No, land claims or protection plugins are not available on the server. |
| Are world resets common? | No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding. |
| What changes are made to gameplay? | Minor quality of life changes like obtaining player heads by killing players and using cookies to prevent phantom spawning without moving your bed. |
| Are there any teleportation commands? | No, commands like /tpa, /warp, and /home are not available on the server. |
| Is there an economy system? | No, the server strives to provide a true vanilla survival experience without currency, factions, or economy plugins. |
We got creepers dropping sick beats, zombies dancing like there’s no tomorrow, and skeletons trying to breakdance (spoiler alert: they suck at it).
If you want to experience the ultimate musical Minecraft madness, then come join us on this server! Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild!
Our SUV can only fit five players, but who cares? Let’s CRAM four people in the back without seatbelts because saving $50 on a parking pass is totally worth it! Who needs laws when you can have FUN, amirite?
Don’t be a party pooper like the OP in this story, come join us and live life on the edge! We don’t care about tickets or safety, we just want to have a wild time in Minecraft! Plus, we have unemployed players who will do anything to save a few bucks, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy ride!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s see how many players we can fit in a single car! It’s gonna be a bumpy, law-breaking, seatbelt-less adventure that you’ll never forget!
Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone! 🎢
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships in Minecraft…
Once upon a time, there was a player named Mike (19m) who thought he could get away with giving hickeys to another player named Sarah (21f) on a dare. But little did he know, his ex-girlfriend (19f) found out and decided to team up with Sarah to expose his scandalous deeds!
But wait, there’s more! Mike’s friends knew about his hickey-giving ways and didn’t say a word to his ex-girlfriend. Talk about betrayal in the world of blocks and mobs!
So, if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hotter than a blaze in the Nether, then this is the place for you! Join now and witness the craziest love triangle in Minecraft history unfold before your very eyes! 💔🔥🤣
Remember, on this server, the only thing more explosive than TNT is the gossip! 💣🙊🤪