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Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

#BOY KISSER, #FREAKING STINK, #STFU, ack, Bitch, Boy, CRAFTIN, CREEPIN, dog, fuck off, Minecraft, Ooooo, Owned, Server, Side

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5915	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Star Shards Collected:	123
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

#our guy, #our guy keeps winning, #victory trail, bros, CraftyChampion, ourguy, Top, winning

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

balance, blocky, Commitment, Communication, CURSES, dreams, EYES, growth, hobbies, Killers, love, Marriage, McBlockface, Men, neglect, Observation, obsessions, Partnership, pixels, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

1. Tbh, Allowed, CREEPERS, girl, guys, Minecraft, power, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crops Grown:	8902
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

blocks, building, Crafty, cultural exchange, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, global perspectives, Identity, immigration, international community, Language, Latin American countries, Latin American diaspora, Latin Americans, Latinos, Multiculturalism, Opinions, perceptions, prejudice, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tacos, Traditions

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

Characters, Communication, Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum, Interaction, internet, ITT, Life, long trail, members, ONLINE, PALS, participants, pixelated, post, sharing, social media, tags, virtual, you

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

BooCraft, CREEPERS, death, french woman, Ghosts, Haunted, internet culture, investigation, Italian church, Mystery, News, Paranormal, Police, Shit, social media, spooky, stunt, Supernatural, tik tok, Tragedy, trending, urban legend, viral

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Dragon Eggs Found:	4040	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!