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💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

InsecuritiesCraft

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Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

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So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

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join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5752	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	1787	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Animals Bred:	186
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	New Chunks Explored:	898329
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	1728
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	4968	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	182	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Magic Items Found:	5107
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

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