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LaundryLover69

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	6456
Dimension Hops:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about doing laundry for your significant other! We promise no ink stains on your virtual clothes, unless you want them for a fashionable look. Plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally leave a pen in your virtual hamper, no one will blame you for it. And if your virtual clothes do get damaged, just craft some new ones! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where laundry drama is a thing of the past.

CraftyFreebies

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9900
Potions Brewed:	124	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Votes:	4439	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5775	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge you for everything? Well, look no further because our server is 100% free! That’s right, you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without spending a single diamond. Why pay for virtual blocks when you can get them for free here?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even befriend a creeper who tells knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our free Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanishedBlocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

so, like, this server is totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz brazilian judges are ratifying bans on x and having a feud with musk. like, imagine the drama, dude. you gotta be there to witness it all unfold. plus, we got like, crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow your mind. join now and be part of the madness, bro. trust me, you won’t regret it.

RussianBlockParty

Ban, cross-border transactions, diplomatic measures, economic impact, european union, finland, foreign investment, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing market, international relations, legal regulations, political tensions, property purchases, real estate, restrictions, Russian nationals, RussianBlockParty, sanctions, security concerns

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have a ban on property purchases by russian nationals! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a russian national tried to buy all the land on our server and turn it into a vodka distillery. can u imagine? vodka everywhere! so we had to put our foot down and say no more! now we have a rule that only non-russian nationals can buy property. join us for the wackiest, wildest minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Manic Mice Genetics: Bipolar Fun

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

come join our wacky minecraft server where we have mice running around with bipolar disorder gene variants! watch as they build tiny houses and mine for cheese while showing manic symptoms like never before! it’s a genetic experiment gone wild, but hey, at least it’s entertaining! join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even befriend a bipolar mouse or two!

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Lana is a talented artist who grew up in a small town, where she discovered her passion for creating art at a young age. After graduating from art school, she pursued a career as a freelance illustrator and has since worked with various clients on a wide range of projects. Lana is known for her vibrant and whimsical style, which is inspired by nature and her love of storytelling. In her free time, she enjoys hiking, reading, and spending time with her cat.

Welcome to Vortex SMP, where the only thing square is our pigs!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Farms Harvested:	443
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to Vortex SMP!
Discord:	https://discord.gg/gvVvqeMMXk

About us:
We are a 1.19.2 modded server that began on 12 Aug 2024! Our players mostly consist of teenagers. Our server is small, and any new faces will always be given a warm welcome! Some of the server’s features include:
Player-run shops Factions Chunk Claiming Origins Terralith Terrain Generation Create Tetra Lightman’s Currency Fantasy’s Furniture And many more!

Factions and Chunk Claiming:
Not into playing solo? Join a Faction and team up with other players! Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks. There are three main factions, presiding over the sea, the sky, and the earth. Each faction has settings to ensure security, like disabling mobGriefing within your area!

Origins:
With the Origins and Origins++ mods, you can choose from over 100 unique species to become, each with their own pros and cons! You can change your origin using an Orb of Origin, sold at our player-run public shop near spawn!

How do I join?
In order to join our Minecraft server, you will first need to join our Discord server! Fill out the 6-question application in the #applications channel! We hope to see you soon!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19.2.

Can I join if I’m not a teenager?

Yes, players of all ages are welcome on the server.

Are there any rules I should be aware of?

Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must follow.

Can I start my own faction on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to create their own factions on the server.

How many chunks can each faction claim?

Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks, with different limits depending on the faction.

Are there any restrictions on changing my origin species?

Players can change their origin species using an Orb of Origin, which is available at the player-run public shop near spawn.

What kind of player-run shops are available on the server?

There are various player-run shops on the server selling different items and services.

Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, the server uses Lightman’s Currency as the in-game currency.

Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Africans, Boomers, Chavs, cultural diversity, deanos, discrimination, FEMINISTS, generational divide, giganormies, hate, hopeless country, judgemental, Minecraft, muslims, nerdy losers, prejudice, racism, Server, ShitCraft, shithole, societal issues, Stereotypes, Ultimate, Whites

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	174	Love Letters Sent:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!

Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.

Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SummonSMP: Minecraft SMP – “How2Care4Summons”

Adventure, Bonding, Challenges, companions, Creatures, FANTASY, Feeding, Grooming, growth, How2Care4Summons, isekai, loyalty, Magic, Minecraft, Protection, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, summons, SummonSMP, Supernatural, taking care, teamwork, Training

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	New Chunks Explored:	752810
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Votes:	5502
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your very own isekai anime adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of summoning your own creatures to do your bidding. Need some wood chopped? Just summon a giant tree monster! Want to explore a cave but too scared to go alone? Summon a pack of fearless wolves to accompany you! The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, not all summons are friendly. Beware of the mischievous slime that loves to prank unsuspecting players, or the fire-breathing dragon that might accidentally burn down your entire house. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on our crazy isekai Minecraft SMP and show us how you’ll take care of your summons in this wacky world!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all kinds of madness, just like this OP’s family situation.

Imagine a world where your stepmother is actually a secret alien trying to take over the world through Minecraft. Your father is a wizard who can’t see past his wife’s evil plans, and your long-lost mother is actually a Minecraft character who’s been trying to reach out to you through the game all along.

Join us and let your inner turmoil out in the form of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server as wild as this one? Don’t let your family drama hold you back, join us now and let the chaos begin!