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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7614	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	8511	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6746
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

No Fembot Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!

Crafty Asian SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3280	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

VANILLA MIKENRAFT SERVER ANARCHY Minecraft server

Anarchy, Associations, atmosphere, Bases, Clans, clean, Community, Donations, Empires, Events, Map, MIKENRAFT, Minecraft, Players, principalities, republics, Server, Unions, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Greetings, traveler! I see you were looking for a really clean server, without privates or donations, a relatively vanilla server? This server is just like that, and there are no wipes of the world here. Vanilla and the community guarantee a pleasant atmosphere, that very lamp-like quality. Since the very inception of the server (October 2022), it has undergone quite a few events, wars, associations and expansion of players, associations were created, players developed and everyone contributed a part to the story and your step could be a new future, a new part of the server, without which the server will be different! On the server there are many bases from players, as well as from entire associations (clans, republics, empires, unions, principalities, etc.). You can find and explore all of them on the online server map:

vanillastudio.aternos.me

Hot Cocoa Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious hot chocolate for your gaming soul!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.

But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.

So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.

Big Bang Theory Minecraft SMP Fan

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of being treated like a second-rate human just because you’re a bit different? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the misunderstood geniuses out there! Join us and experience a world where being passionate about something won’t get you called “retarded” by normies. We don’t gaslight or push anyone down, unless it’s off a cliff in-game for fun! So come on in and let your inner Sheldon shine, because here, autists reign supreme and normies are just NPCs waiting to be pranked. Don’t be left out in the snow to die, join us and let’s build a community where being different is celebrated, not hated.

Girlfriend’s Money-Making Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only blowing you’ll be doing is blowing up creepers and blowing away your competition!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.

But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

The Blocky Bunch Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with sporty characters and thick adventures. Our server is like F-list, but in Minecraft form – create your character profile, find like-minded partners, and unleash your wildest fantasies in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as dedicated to kinks and depravity as you are? Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, our group forums are filled with juicy gossip and drama, and our kink list is longer than the Great Wall of China.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers blush when they see what’s going on. We have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the naughty shenanigans happening, and a filtered ads section for those looking for some extra spice in their roleplays.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and every block tells a story. Who knows, you might just discover a kink you never knew you had – like building giant statues of your favorite anime characters in compromising positions. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like skills.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get access to. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits!

5. Our server is protected by a team of superhero pandas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they pack a mean punch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Tony Minecraft SMP may have finally found the path forward to making AEW a…

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Votes:	4518
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of AEW! Tony is always trying crazy stunts to make our server the best, like inviting Logan Paul and even considering bringing in Kai Cenat and NPC Spider-man! Who knows what kind of chaos they’ll bring to our world of blocks and mobs? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP ever!