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Blocky Bachelorettes: Femcel Follies

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	76
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring relationships and looking for some excitement in your life? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own love fortress and find your one true blocky soulmate. Who needs real relationships when you can have a creeper companion by your side?

Forget about being ghosted in real life, on our server, you’ll never be alone because our zombie villagers are always looking for new friends. Plus, who needs a boring old face mask when you can have a cum creeper to protect you from any unwanted attention?

So come on over and join our server for a relationship experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in a pixelated world full of surprises!

The Creeper and Enderman Show

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Void Gems Collected:	34	Towns Built:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1164
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big boobies and nice cleavage are as plentiful as diamonds in a mineshaft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ll ever see, from towering castles to pixel art masterpieces of… you guessed it, big boobies and nice cleavage! But that’s not all – we also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a disco party with creepers? We got you covered.

And if you’re looking for a community that’s as tight-knit as a pair of… well, you know, then look no further. Our players are friendly, fun-loving, and always up for a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, you’ll feel right at home here.

So why wait? Come join us on the most boobilicious Minecraft server around! Trust us, once you see what we have to offer, you’ll never want to leave.

Cheeky Chechnya Craft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	951987
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Votes:	272
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every night is an Average Friday night in Chechnya! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our creepers are trained in martial arts and will challenge you to a showdown before exploding. – The zombies have a dance party every night and you’re invited to join in on the fun. – Our skeletons are actually expert marksmen and will challenge you to a game of archery. – The ender dragon is a professional wrestler and will body slam you before you can defeat it.

So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our Minecraft server where anything can happen!

Crafty Cows and Creepers – Moo-tastic Adventures!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine before the creepers blow you up! 🤣 Join us for the Get Well Soon Edition, because let’s face it, after a day of mining and crafting, you’re gonna need some healing potions! 💊

Our upcoming stream will have you on the edge of your blocky seat, with epic battles against Ender Dragons and zombie hordes. And don’t even get us started on our previous stream – let’s just say things got so wild, even the villagers were shaking in their boots! 👢

Debuting on our server is a YouTuber whose skills are as sharp as a diamond sword – you won’t want to miss their epic builds and hilarious adventures. And with a schedule that’s more packed than a chest full of golden apples, you’ll never run out of fun things to do! ⛏️

Check out our unarchived content for some behind-the-scenes shenanigans, from Twitter spaces to karaoke nights that will have you singing like a zombie villager. And don’t forget to grab some merch to show off your love for our server – because nothing says “I love mining” like a Creeper t-shirt! 💣

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server full of /baubau/-related content, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Join us today and let the blocky adventures begin! 🎮🌟

Mindbreak Mania: Torturing Villagers Since 2010

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ores Mined:	8523	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you ready to have your mind shattered into a million pieces while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server specializes in mindbreaks and /v/tards for 3 days straight! That’s right, we will push you to your limits and beyond until you can’t even remember your own name.

But wait, there’s more! If you survive the mindbreaks, you’ll have the chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon riding a pig with wings. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn to ride around the server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

BigTrannyBlocks: Where Size Matters in Minecraft!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	5150	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the trannies have bigger pixelated swords than you and are more likely to slay the Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky battles and crazy crafting as we build a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with players who have legendary loot and unbeatable skills. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle with a creeper and a zombie! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyAnimeNerds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Shonen Fans!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and enter a world where shonen anime and manga reign supreme! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be battling epic anime bosses and completing quests inspired by your favorite shonen series.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of anime fans who have dedicated their lives to proving that shonen is the ultimate anime and manga demographic. Will you join them in their quest for dominance?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience shonen like never before! Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship and power along the way.

DerpyDeskCraft: Where even your furniture is confused!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	8600

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your work desk after a wild party? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the madness that comes with friends and their family staying for 2 weeks. Who knows what kind of craziness they’ll bring to the game!

And don’t worry if you have to leave for 5 days due to work related travel – we’ll make sure your virtual desk doesn’t get jizzed on while you’re away!

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (or under the jizz)!

80s Jams & Country Tunes Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cat! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server so LEGENDARY that even Notch himself couldn’t resist joining. The players were so skilled that they could build entire castles in the blink of an eye, and the diamonds flowed like water from a never-ending waterfall.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Picture this: a zombie riding a chicken, wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, you read that right. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a herd of rainbow sheep frolicking in a field of GLOWING obsidian.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the MAGIC for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman who loves to dance to 80s music from your country!

Questing Dragons: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have dragons that actually listen to you and don’t just fly around aimlessly like in Final Fantasy. Our fanbase consists of well-adjusted normal people who have somehow managed to avoid the drama and chaos that seems to follow Final Fantasy everywhere it goes.

Join us and experience a world where dragons are actually helpful companions, not just random encounters that you have to fight. Our server is a safe haven from the never-ending disasters and lack of good will that seems to plague the Final Fantasy universe.

So come on over and join us for a fantasy experience like no other, where you can actually trust the dragons and the community to have your back. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a Minecraft server like this?