david garuch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	4417	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crops Grown:	5154

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	35
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchantments Applied:	204	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Ores Mined:	1711	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Buildings Constructed:	39
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	963858	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1978	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Potions Brewed:	113
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.