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CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5413	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Animals Bred:	73	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Farms Harvested:	189
Divine Spears Created:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Animals Bred:	198
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	887

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ores Mined:	1556	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3919	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	5927	Magic Items Found:	1658
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
New Chunks Explored:	908789	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!