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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3481 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 2625 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3654 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!
oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!