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ChunkyLoveCraft

abs, Appearance, beer belly, body image, ChunkyLoveCraft, Communication, dream job, dreams, freelance modeling, Girlfriend, Gut, Hosting, income, MODEL, new york, part time job, relationship, self-care, Shallow, stand off, weight gain

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all body types and dreams! Are you tired of being judged for gaining a few virtual pounds? Look no further, join us and let your blocky belly hang free!

Imagine a world where your model body is appreciated, even if it’s just made out of pixels. Our server is a safe space for all shapes and sizes, where you can be a model one day and a potato the next – no judgment here!

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re giving up on your dreams by enjoying a good ol’ blocky burger or two. We support your right to have a gut and still be fabulous!

Join us and let your virtual body positivity shine through. Who needs abs when you have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out – one block at a time!

ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

Communication, community support, emergency preparedness, escape plan, first aid, food storage, Long-term Survival, medical supplies, mental resilience, Minecraft, Physical fitness, post apocalyptic world, self defense, shelter building, smp, strategic planning, Survival, survival skills, teamwork, weapons training, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, ZombieApocSurvivor

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	848689
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	143
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.

Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!

ForgetCraft: Unlearned

erase, Experience, forget, ForgetCraft, knowledge, let go, Memory, mistake, Move on, past, regret, Release, unburden, unclutter, uncondition, undo, unfix, Unlearn, Unlearned, unremember, untrain, wish

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Animals Bred:	192	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Do you ever wish you could unlearn the fact that creepers explode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that erases all knowledge of creepers from your brain! Join us and live a creeper-free life filled with rainbows and unicorns (literally, we have a rainbow unicorn mod)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll acquire from these majestic chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will serenade you with their howls as you collect your loot.

So come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially the part about the diamond eggs)!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Ahmadinejad, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Infiltration, intelligence agencies, international relations, Iranian intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, political tensions, secret missions, SECURITY, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Mossad infiltrated Iranian intelligence unit spying on Israel LMAO. Ahmadinejad himself said it, so u know it’s legit. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy shenanigans these spies get up to in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

MossadCraft: Iranian Edition

counter-Israel unit, covert missions, Edition, Espionage, espionage revelations, foreign interference, government conspiracy, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, intelligence services, international espionage, iran, Iranian, Iranian president, Iranian-Israeli relations, Israeli Intelligence Ministry, Middle East politics, Mossad agent, MossadCraft, political scandal, secret agents, security threats, undercover operations

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Votes:	2191
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2737
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have former Iranian presidents spillin’ the tea on spies and stuff! like, did you know the highest person in charge of the counter-Israel unit was actually an Israeli Mossad agent? like whaaat?! come join us and uncover all the secret spy drama while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me! #spyonspyonminecraft

Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

Asshole, Doll, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Items Found:	8540	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

Admiration, Attention, contemplation, Examination, Focus, Gaze, HIM.., inspection, look, look at him, Minecraft, Observation, scrutiny, smp, STARING, study

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8007	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7353	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Potions Brewed:	93
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, cameras, Communication, Conversation, CousinCamShutdown, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family, home, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, privacy, Respect, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tech, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Farms Harvested:	469
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

NoRegretMC

Adulthood, aita, consideration, family, grown up, Guilt, James, jamie, legal name change, luke, name regret, Nickname, NoRegretMC, parents, regret, regretful, serious, Siblings, Sunny, youngest

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Votes:	7471	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

90s, 90s kids, adaptation, CHANGE, Childhood, comparison, Disappointment, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, fantasies, FEARS, Future, FutureCraft, generation, hopes, imagination, Kids, Nostalgia, perspective, progress, Reality, smp, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Emeralds Found:	8858	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Villages Defended:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!